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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: You Donate Too Much

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6781 Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim goes to church every Sunday and always donates when she can. But today, Jeff's calling from the church and telling her that some good deeds DO get punished! 

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0:00.0

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and today we call a woman who's been attending church every Sunday.

0:05.0

Oh.

0:05.5

And her sister sometimes joins her and has noticed something very interesting going on.

0:12.1

In fact, she'd like us to pose as the church and embellish a little on the situation, which is right up our alley.

0:20.4

We could totally do that and make her feel just a little bit uncomfortable about it in your phone tap right now.

0:25.9

It's another phone tap.

0:27.4

And weekday mornings on the 20s.

0:30.6

Hello.

0:32.0

Good morning. I'm calling from the West Side Church. I'm looking to speak with Danica Wicke.

0:40.5

Yes, this is she. Hi, Danica. My name is Riefer. I'm the associate pastor here. How are you doing on this blessed day? I'm well,

0:46.5

Riefer. How are you? I'm well too. Thank you so much for asking. I'm surprised that we've never met face to

0:52.8

face. I know.

0:57.1

I'm actually, when you mentioned your name, I wasn't familiar with you.

1:00.2

I thought I knew all the pastors at church.

1:01.0

That's okay.

1:03.3

I'm sure we'll cross paths eventually.

1:08.3

But I need to say, while we do appreciate your participation and your support,

1:12.1

we are going to have to ask you politely to not come back.

1:14.1

I'm sorry?

1:16.0

Yes, it's a final decision.

1:19.4

We do wish you well, blessings and salutations.

1:22.3

I'm sorry, you're asking me not to come back to church.

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