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🗓️ 30 December 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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In today’s Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who’s out of town for a week to let him know his neighbors have totally failed as house-sitters... And now his place is being turned into a SMASH ZONE!
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| 0:00.0 | In today's phone tab, we call a guy who's currently on vacation for the week. |
| 0:03.6 | And while he's away, he left his neighbors in charge of watching the house. |
| 0:07.6 | Okay, that seems innocent. |
| 0:09.3 | Nice neighbors. |
| 0:10.0 | He said he was willing to pay them, but they didn't accept it. |
| 0:13.5 | Oh, even nicer. |
| 0:14.7 | Instead, the only thing they want in return is a prank phone call to make him freak out. |
| 0:20.5 | So that's where we come in. And I think we did a |
| 0:23.7 | pretty decent job. You can hear it. It's time for your phone tap right now. It's another phone tap. |
| 0:29.1 | And weekday mornings on the 20s. Hello. Hi, this is Detective Ryder from the |
| 0:35.2 | police department. Am I speaking to Nathan Kier? |
| 0:38.3 | Yeah, what's going on? |
| 0:40.3 | So I just got done talking to your neighbor, Lorna M. |
| 0:44.3 | And she said that you're on vacation right now. |
| 0:47.3 | Yeah, I'm on vacation. |
| 0:49.3 | Well, were you aware of the incident that happened at your home this morning? |
| 0:53.3 | No, no, I was not aware of any incident. What's going on? Okay, well, I guess it's my job to inform you there was something that happened. I do have good news and bad news about it. What would you like to hear first? Just what's going on? It doesn't matter. Bad news. Bad news first. What's going on? Okay. Well, the bad news is that every item of furniture, every single piece of art, all your |
| 1:15.1 | appliances have been completely destroyed. No. No. I'm sorry to tell you that. |
| 1:22.4 | No. How did this happen? How did this happen? I can get to that, but at first I have to give you the good news. |
| 1:30.1 | Your garage door still works. |
| 1:33.4 | Fully functioning. So silver lining at least. |
| 1:36.0 | Are you serious? |
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