Phone Tap: Mixed Up Matchmaker

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Improv, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has been unlucky in love so far in life, but thanks to his friends signing him up for a matchmaking service, he’s about to get WAY more than he bargained for!

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0:00.0	We got an email from a listener who says one of her good guy friends has been struggling big time in the dating arena.
0:06.3	He's tried apps and blind dates, but nothing is working, so she convinced him to apply to a personalized matchmaking service.
0:14.9	He just sent in his application.
0:17.7	It's a little bit pricey, but I think well worth it, especially once he meets
0:22.9	his matchmaking sensei. That would be Brooke. Yeah, baby. Let's go. She gets right down
0:29.9	to business in your phone tab right now.
0:32.7	It's another phone tap.
0:34.2	Every weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:37.4	Hello. Hello.
0:38.7	Hi.
0:39.3	Is this Brent Duh?
0:41.3	Yeah, it is.
0:42.3	Who's this?
0:43.3	My name is Jenna Rosetti from Matchmakers USA.
0:46.8	We received your online application to join our program.
0:50.7	Oh, hi.
0:52.3	Hi.
0:53.2	So I'm just curious off the bat. What made you apply?
0:59.4	Well, I've been single for a while and I've tried some of the apps and nothing's working.
1:08.8	So I talked to my friend and they recommended your service and I thought maybe you can help me.
1:16.2	You know what, Brent?
1:16.9	I'm going to stop you right there and say, I do see what you're doing and I'm taken.
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