Phone Tap: Good News Retirement Trio

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is retiring soon, but he’s the last person to find out about it. If that’s not concerning enough, we’re letting him know by way of song!

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0:00.0	Today we call a guy who's been working at the same company for a long, long time.
0:04.9	I feel you, buddy.
0:07.0	That's true, Brooke.
0:07.9	His coworkers wanted to acknowledge that and honor his years of dedication by setting him up for a prank call.
0:15.7	That's why we reach out to tell him, hey, congrats.
0:19.3	He's retiring.
0:21.0	Yay.
0:27.3	The problem is he doesn't know about that until we come up with a very special way to deliver the news.
0:29.5	It's your phone tap right now. It's another phone tap.
0:31.1	Today mornings on the 20s.
0:34.4	Hello.
0:35.6	Hi, is this Douglas?
0:37.8	Yeah, who's calling?
0:39.5	Oh, it's him.
0:40.9	Hello.
0:42.1	Hello.
0:43.3	Hello.
0:45.8	Oh, right.
0:47.3	Douglas.
0:50.4	Hello, do I know you?
0:52.9	Hello, and good day to you, Douglas.
0:55.3	We are the Good News Trio.
	...

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