Phone Tap: Simp Gets Vibe Checked

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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The character Brooke is channeling in today’s Phone Tap is so off putting, it almost made us LOSE our LUNCH when we first heard it. You gotta hear it for yourself in the podcast!

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0:00.0	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and let's be honest, Brooke, you're not far away from your children going out on dates in real life.
0:08.0	Yes, I am, Jeff.
0:09.8	Don't even.
0:10.7	It's not that far off, and it is horrifying to all of us thinking how you would be in those situations.
0:18.5	They can't date until they're 30, I think, is what it is.
0:21.3	Okay.
0:22.3	Well, when we got an email asking if Brooke could pose as a mother whose daughter met a guy on
0:27.1	hinge, she was all about it.
0:30.5	And the thing is, she's not some uptight, stiff mom.
0:33.7	That's right, Jeff.
0:34.5	She's cool.
0:35.5	She can relate to the younger generations. I can't believe you even
0:39.3	have to tell people this. Yeah, don't believe
0:41.3	us? Just listen to the phone tap right now.
0:43.8	It's another phone tap.
0:45.2	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:48.6	Hello?
0:49.8	Hey, is this, Devin?
0:51.5	Hey, Devin, can you hear me?
0:53.6	Devin? Yeah. I can hear can you hear me? Devin!
0:56.4	Yeah, I can hear you.
0:56.9	Who's this?
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