Phone Tap: Black Roses and UFOses

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In today's Phone Tap, Jose and Jeff call a florist looking for one of the most extravagant and out of this world flower arrangements for Jose's EX-girlfriend…

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0:00.0	In today's phone tap, we call a floral shop that's been super busy lately with a lot of orders.
0:05.1	And one of the workers has been a little stressed out.
0:07.6	Okay.
0:07.9	And we know that because his friend wanted us to come up with a scenario that would be challenging, both on a personal and a professional level.
0:16.7	Okay.
0:17.3	So we came up with a floral request.
0:19.7	I guarantee he's never got before.
0:22.2	Oh.
0:22.9	It's your phone tap right now.
0:24.4	It's another phone tap.
0:26.0	At a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:29.2	We're a flower company.
0:30.5	This is Nick.
0:30.7	How can I help you?
0:33.3	She doesn't deserve you, man.
0:35.1	It's okay.
0:37.3	Hello? You're crying onto my shirt, though.
0:40.3	Hello?
0:41.3	Hello?
0:42.3	Hi, N-X-Lflower Company. How can I help you?
0:46.3	Hi. Yeah, uh, sorry, one second.
0:48.3	Eddie, can you calm down a little? I'm on the phone.
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