Today we call a long-time employee at the mall, and this is a woman who's been there for decades.

So she's seen it all and heard it all.

But I promise she's never had a customer complaint quite like this.

When Brooke puts on her irrationally angry mom hat, aka her normal hat.

And she goes off about what she saw at the shopping center the other day that scarred her children for life. I don't know how they're going to come back from it. So, Brooke's looking for a pound of flesh, and she's not backing down in your phone tap right now. It's another phone tap. And weekday mornings on the 20s. Thank you for calling website Galleria. This is Eileen. How can I help you? Yeah, I'd like to file an official complaint with management. So who do I need to speak to? Ma'am, I'm so sorry you've had such a bad experience. What can I do to help you? And I will expedite this complaint. Well, I'm going to tell you, I was recently there with my two sons, Timmy and Jimmy Jr. Hello? Are you even listening to me? Give me a moment. Just please be nice. I'm definitely taking down your complaint as we speak. Oh, this is nice. Wait until you hear what happened. I'm listening, ma'am.

So me and my boys were enjoying our Annie Ann's pretzels when I saw an absolutely horrific scene

in one of your courtyards. Okay, what happened? It's a fountain with four statues of young boys

all with their gherkins out.

Girkens.

Oh, you want me to say it.

Is that what you want?

I don't know what you're talking about.

You're vile and crude statue of four young boys relieving themselves into the water.

Does that ring a bell?

Well, it's just a statue, ma'am, and it's just a water fountain.

It's been there, I mean, before. So you know about it. Well, yes. You know exactly what I'm talking

about. Yes, it's kind of protected by the city because it's considered like a landmark.

Okay. May I remind you, the mall is a family environment. I understand your complaint, but it's just a statue. And when it comes to boys relieving themselves in fountains and waters, you know, you see it everywhere. I wish my boys hadn't seen it because you know what they do now? I don't, ma'am. I don't even know. I don't even know if I should know what they do. Well, take some notes because of your R-rated fountain of mischief,

they think it's okay to whip out their little shish kebabs and pee wherever they want.

What do you have to say to that?

Well, that's probably a parenting issue.

Excuse me?

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