Phone Tap: Alan Raps The Senior Home

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Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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In your Phone Tap we’re introducing a new entertainer to the Assisted Living Facility circuit, and his name is Alan Winterbottom!

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0:00.0	Today we call a woman who manages a high-end senior living facility and she's been stressed
0:06.0	because the events coordinator has been out and that means she's been the one hiring people
0:10.9	every other day to come in to entertain the old folks.
0:14.0	Oh wow.
0:15.0	Now most of the time she meets them face to face before, but this week she took a recommendation from a coworker.
0:22.4	And that recommendation was for none other than the guy who danced with Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers himself.
0:30.2	No way.
0:31.1	The Alan Winterbott.
0:33.0	Oh, wow, Alan.
0:34.6	See how it goes in your phone tap right now.
0:36.9	It's another phone tap.
0:38.4	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:42.0	Estates in your living facility.
0:43.9	This is Emily.
0:44.6	Hello.
0:46.5	Hello?
0:47.9	Yes.
0:49.1	My name is Alan Winterbottom.
0:52.0	I'm supposed to be there on Friday for the bingo game. I'm the special
0:57.9	guest reader for the numbers. Yeah, Randall said you would be calling. It's nice to talk to you.
1:04.3	Yeah, it is nice to talk to you. You've got a nice pretty voice there. thank you you sound like the wet nurse we hired in the
1:15.2	70s for our daughter she was she was a real looker you knew how to boil my cabbage um thank you
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