Phone Tap: What's Your Drug Policy?

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Improv, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a hiring manager who has been trying to fill a spot for WEEKS! So, we’re sending our least reliable candidate JOSE out hunting for some obscure job perks.

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0:00.0	When applying for a job, there's certain perks that most people are looking for, like flexible work hours, free snacks in the break room.
0:09.0	Oh my gosh. A designated office hookup space where anything goes.
0:14.4	Wait, you're excited about that? I can bring some people in. Okay.
0:18.3	Ours is over at Brooks desk.
0:27.3	But today, Jose calls a manager who's been trying to fill an open spot at his company for weeks. And the perks Jose is looking for are probably not going to show up on any company job listing anywhere.
0:34.7	Well, you've got to ask.
0:36.1	You'll find out what they are in your phone tab right now.
0:39.2	It's another phone tab.
0:40.6	In a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:42.9	Hello.
0:44.9	Hi, my name's Grant. I'm supposed to call you at this time.
0:49.3	Oh, you're right. Grant, yeah, I've been expecting your call. You're looking for the administrative assistant job, right?
0:57.6	I am. Thank you.
0:59.8	That's awesome. Yeah, I spoke with Kyle, and he recommended you. He spoke very highly of you.
1:06.8	Well, yeah, I'm his dealer, so.
1:10.4	Excuse me, did you say dealer?
1:12.7	When we play poker on Fridays, I like to deal the cards, so I'm the dealer.
1:17.1	Oh, I see.
1:19.2	Yeah.
1:19.8	I kind of thought you meant something different.
1:21.8	So that's okay.
1:23.5	Yeah.
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