At long last, we've done it. We have reached the number one phone tap of the year in our top 10 phone taps of Christmas.

The anticipation!

And it is called Spare Room Roulette.

Oh, that one.

Yeah, you definitely remember.

You're not just saying that.

It features our own Jose Bolognios.

Wait, I did this.

Ernst Brooke.

Yes.

And also me.

And we all remember what happened.

Yep, totally.

But in case just to jog your memory, we call a guy who put a room for rent ad on Craigslist at a really good price.

So no surprise, a lot of people are super interested.

A lot of strange people, that is.

And I don't think this dude is ready for the onslaught of characters who are eager to come and live with you.

Oh, I totally know this one.

It's your number one phone tap of the year. Hope you enjoy it right now. It's Brooke and Jeffrey's 10 phone taps of Christmas. Number one. Hello. Hey, my cousin, Tito, says you got a spare room. Yes, there is a spare room for rent, yeah.

So, like, look, I just got out. So, like, I kind of need to, like, get in. If you know what I'm saying. Got out what I'm sorry. I don't know what you mean. I got out, like, into the world. Like, I'm free, man. Okay. Yeah, so my like my question to you is if I, if I rent the room, I'm going to be there a lot. Because, like, not because I want to, but because I kind of have to. You know what I'm saying? You know what? I do greatly appreciate the call, and I wish you the best of luck, but the room has been rented. Hey, wait a minute, homes. Like, I know how to make wine from a toilet.

I can show you.

Hello?

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