Phone Tap: Deez Books

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Improv, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim loves the public library more than any other place on earth, so Jeff's going to make a BIG CHANGE to library rules that she’s going to absolutely hate!

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0:00.0	Today we call a woman who's a rare type.
0:02.8	Okay.
0:03.3	She doesn't like going out to restaurants or to big sporting events or concerts.
0:08.7	No, she prefers spending her time at the library.
0:12.4	Oh, okay.
0:13.9	According to her partner, Steve, she checks out books all the time and really loves it.
0:18.3	The only thing she doesn't like is the city recently reduced the hours that they're open.
0:23.8	I mean, seriously, it is not easy to get to the library these days.
0:27.1	Made her very upset.
0:28.9	Now the city's about to make another major change that she's probably not going to love.
0:32.9	You're going to hear it in your phone tap right now.
0:35.3	It's another phone tap.
0:36.9	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:40.7	Hello?
0:42.1	Hi, is this Abigail?
0:44.1	Yeah, speaking.
0:45.4	Hi, Abigail.
0:46.0	This is Dave from the I,
0:47.2	The I, I'm going to give you a call.
0:51.0	It's found your number in our system.
0:54.5	Sure. What is this about?
0:56.4	Well, I know that you're always one of our best, most loyal patrons, and we're really appreciative.
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