Phone Tap: Coma Matchmaker

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Improv, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Our Phone Tap victim has been unlucky in love to the point that he shelled out for a matchmaking service. So today we’re calling as that service and telling him we found his perfect Sleeping Beauty for him!

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0:00.0	Today we call a guy.
0:02.2	Well, that's good, Jeff.
0:03.5	You guys want more information?
0:04.6	I thought there was no man allowed on this show.
0:06.6	I've been trying to kick you guys out for years.
0:09.9	I'm still here.
0:10.8	Well, if you're interested, he signed up for a matchmaking service.
0:14.4	So hasn't had a lot of luck on the dating apps.
0:17.2	Bumble, hinge, etc.
0:18.7	Not produced the desired results.
0:21.1	Yeah.
0:21.2	They never do.
0:22.1	He decided a few months ago to hire a matchmaker.
0:25.5	Ooh.
0:25.9	And that actually hasn't gone very well either.
0:30.1	Ah.
0:30.9	Until now, because we're about to tell him the good news.
0:34.7	Oh.
0:35.5	Well, kind of.
0:36.8	In your phone tab right now.
0:38.5	It's another phone tap.
0:40.0	A weekday mornings on the 20s.
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