All right, it is time for a phone tap.

All right.

I think most people would like to be considered a good neighbor.

Yeah.

Yeah, sure. I mean, hopefully, you're a good person. You try to be a good neighbor. If any my neighbors are listening, feel free to come and, well, I don't have any sugar or any groceries. That's the thing. Like, what does it look like exactly to be a good neighbor? That's true. Maybe it means grabbing somebody's mail for them while they're away.

Yeah, totally.

Or letting them borrow your power drill for a week.

Uh-oh. Even what it means to be a good human being. But you know what? That's why it works for a phone tap. Okay. We're doing it right now. It's another phone tap. Day mornings on the 20s. Hello? Hey, I'm looking to speak with Dylan. This is Emma. I just calling. Yeah, my name is Joel. I'm not sure if you remember me, but we met at the block party last weekend. Remember? I'm the guy who just moved in on the corner. Yeah, I met a lot of people at the parties. They're like, please excuse me. No, that's okay. I know I'm not that memorable. At least that's what my wife says. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, I got your number from Mary because I'm kind of freaking out right now. So I'm just hoping you can help me. Sure. I'll do my best. What's up? So you remember the long table that they had out at the party with all the food? and I was the one who brought the banana cream pie. Ah, yeah, I remember the pie. Okay. Did you happen to have any of it? I did. Oh, no. I have a few slices, actually. Okay. Yeah, Mary said that you might have had some of the pie. Okay.

I'm really confused here.

What's going on?

Well, here's what happened.

A few hours before the party started, I was in my kitchen making the pie.

And I was going really quickly.

So I'm almost 99% sure that I dropped a piece of paper in there.

I had my Bitcoin password on it. A piece of paper? Like, you think there was like a piece of paper in the pie? Yeah. Because I looked, I can't find it anywhere. So I don't know if it got stuck on like a spoon while I was making it and it got stirred in. I just, I don't know. I mean, it's important for you to have that password, but...

You're telling me.

I mean, that password's the only way for me to unlock my life savings.

So that's why I'm freaking out.

Yeah.

I mean, man, look, I'm really sorry about your situation, but what can I do about it?

Well, I'm sorry to ask you this, but have you noticed anything weird come out the other end? You know, I don't really usually look. If I'm being totally honest, honestly, like a really awkward conversation. I don't really know you. Well, yeah, I mean, it's awkward for me too, but, you know, I'm just doing what I feel like I have to do,

because my password might be in- Right, but I don't know you when you're asking me about my

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