Today's phone tap took a little teamwork because one of our listeners wanted to set up her boss and

boss was in charge of organizing a big meeting for all the managers in their company.

Okay.

They even paid to have it catered, which made it the perfect timing for his assistant to pull him out of that meeting and say,

boss, I'm so sorry but the caterers who just dropped off the food

are on the phone right now and they say it's an emergency oh no have to talk to you oh no you'll find

out what happens after that in your phone tap right now it's another phone tap

and a weekday mornings on the 20s.

Hello?

Hi, is this Evan Rosh?

This is him.

Who's this?

Sorry, I'm one of the catering guys.

I was just in your office setting up the meal station for the meeting that you guys are headed.

Is it important because I'm actually in the middle of something right now? I'm really sorry to interrupt you.

I do think this is important because one of our employees just quit. Okay, does it have anything to do with me though? I'm not sure what's going on. Well, they were one of the guys that was helping prep the meals. And on the way out of the office, he said, oh, I hope they enjoy the macaroni. And then he did this, like, evil laugh. and he told me that he put a large dose of turbo laxatives in it.

Are you serious right now? Yeah. Are you sure this is about my catering? Yeah, you're catering. We were just in your office. So you need to put the macaroni away right now and tell them not to eat any of it. What do you mean? Put it back. I can't put that back. They've already eaten it. They've already eaten it? I thought you were going to let it sit out for a few hours and eat lunch at three. Dude, who the heck has lunch at three o'clock? We do it at 12 or 1 o'clock. Like Spaniards do it in Spain. They do like siestas and like late lunches and stuff. It's really nice there actually. No, look, stop. You need to deal with this situation right now. I have no idea what to do these. People already eat this stuff.

You... lunches and stuff. It's really nice there, actually. No, look, stop. You need to deal with this situation right now. I have no idea what to do. These people already ate this stuff. What am I going to do? I'm like, they're in the other room right now. I'm trying to be quiet so they don't freak out. Listen, when you end up sprinting to the bathroom, and by the way, you probably should do that before everybody else does, just keep me on the phone, I'm not going to keep... What the heck are you talking about?

I'm just saying, I need confirmation that this guy didn't just make it all up. And he actually lacks you. You want to hear me on the toilet? What's how freaking sick freak are you, man? I'm not a freak. I'm just trying to help. If this is really happening, you're going to lose your job, and I'm going to sue your company.

How do you like that?

Let's just shake a breath.

Okay, let's not go there.

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