Phone Tap: Slink The Sub
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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4.6 • 781 Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
Today’s Phone Tap victim knows her child’s teacher is out on maternity leave, so Jeff's going to pretend to be the new sub with the downright weirdest teaching style you’ve ever heard!
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| 0:00.0 | Brooke has said she wants us to prank more vulnerable mothers. |
| 0:03.4 | So we're gonna grant her request. |
| 0:06.5 | Wow, Brooke. |
| 0:07.3 | I stand by that statement. |
| 0:08.5 | Today, we call a lady because her son's elementary school teacher has been out on maternity leave. |
| 0:13.5 | They have a substitute filling in. |
| 0:15.5 | Apparently, she's heard some strange reviews about the substitute in his teaching style. |
| 0:21.0 | Uh-oh. |
| 0:21.5 | And it's not just coming from her son either. |
| 0:23.2 | She's heard it from another parent, too. |
| 0:25.3 | And we thought, why don't we up the ante and just have this weirdo call her directly? |
| 0:31.6 | He's going to let her know exactly what goes on in the classroom with your phone tap right now. |
| 0:37.3 | It's another phone tap. |
| 0:38.8 | And weekday mornings on the 20s. |
| 0:42.7 | Hello. |
| 0:44.4 | Hey, is this Jennifer Wolle? |
| 0:47.1 | Yes, this is she. |
| 0:48.6 | Hi, I'm your son Ian's first grade substitute teacher. |
| 0:52.6 | Oh, hi. |
| 0:53.7 | Hey, yeah, my friends call me Slink. Oh, hi. Hey. |
| 0:54.5 | Yeah, my friends call me Slink. |
| 0:57.3 | Okay. |
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