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🗓️ 26 November 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make sure the cake arrives for his 5 year-old’s birthday party but Jeff's making sure he thinks something went horribly, horribly wrong, instead!
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| 0:00.0 | Today there's a five-year-old sweet little girl out there who's having a birthday party and her name is Monica. |
| 0:06.2 | Cute. |
| 0:07.5 | Her dad said he wanted to be involved with the party so mom gave him just one task. |
| 0:13.3 | Order the cake and make sure it arrives on time. |
| 0:16.1 | Okay. |
| 0:16.6 | What she didn't mention was she's also going to contact us to say, |
| 0:23.9 | make sure something goes horribly wrong with his cake order. |
| 0:26.3 | And I was like, okay, you know what? |
| 0:27.4 | We can do that. |
| 0:29.3 | It's your phone tap right now. |
| 0:30.7 | It's another phone tap. |
| 0:32.8 | And weekday mornings on the 20s. |
| 0:35.1 | Hello? |
| 0:38.8 | Hi, this is Raymond from Hattuckin Bakery. |
| 0:40.5 | Is this David Poffon? |
| 0:42.6 | Yes, it is. |
| 0:46.4 | Hi, you ordered the red velvet sheet cake, right? |
| 0:49.2 | Yeah, I ordered the cake. Is it antois or? |
| 0:54.0 | Well, it was, but then I had to make a little detour back to the store. |
| 0:55.0 | But now... Wait, it was? It was? Well, I'm back on the road now, so it's almost there. No, no, I don't need to almost be here. I need it here. It's just there was an issue with it, but I think we're good now. What do you mean? What do you mean issue? What issue with my cake? Yeah, I mean, this whole day has been kind of crazy for me. |
| 1:12.8 | Like, we had so many weddings and events. What do you mean? What do you mean issue? What issue with my cake? Yeah, I mean, this whole day has been kind of crazy for me. |
| 1:12.6 | Like, we had so many weddings and events and stuff that we had the... Yeah, that's all well and good, but this is my daughter's birthday we're talking about. I ordered the cake. Okay, well, I would argue that a wedding is probably bigger than a kid's birthday, but I wouldn't... I wouldn't say, yeah. |
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