Phone Tap: Old Alan Skydiving Instructor

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Improv, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy scheduled to try skydiving for the first time and introduce him to his instructor, 80 year old Alan Winterbottom!

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0:00.0	Imagine how nervous you'd be for your very first time skydiving.
0:04.5	Oh, my God.
0:05.6	Oh, I can't imagine because I would never do that.
0:09.0	I'd be so scary.
0:10.1	The anxiety of it.
0:11.9	But now imagine the person that's going to be strapped to your back for your first jump.
0:15.7	Oh, no.
0:16.1	Is octogenarian Alan Winterbubon.
0:19.2	Stop it.
0:20.6	No.
0:20.7	Is your instructor? What? That's what happens today. A wife is pranking her husband who's going up for the first time with his buddies. He doesn't have any blood at the girl. Old Alan's going to be breaking the news. I'm going to be your jump partner. No. I just hope I remember to take my heart bills.
0:39.2	Oh, my guy.
0:40.3	You'll hear him.
0:40.8	Don't fall asleep mid-fall.
0:42.3	You're going to hear his reaction in your phone tap right now.
0:45.4	He's another phone tap.
0:46.8	In a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:50.7	Hello.
0:52.3	Hello.
0:53.4	Is this Darren Mazzhosh?
0:56.6	Yeah, this is Darren.
0:58.2	Who's this?
	...

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