It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and whenever you rent something, whether it's a car or a hot tub or an extra long coffin that locks from the outside.

What rental services are you contacting?

Only the best, Brooke.

I see.

I'll tell you, there's a reason that they warn you.

Make sure to check inside before you return it.

Yeah, especially that coffin.

Yeah.

It's so that they can avoid super awkward calls like the one we made today when old Alan Winterbotton needs to reach out to a tuxedo rental store to say he may have accidentally left something inside his rented clothes.

And yes, he wants it back in your phone tap right now. It's another phone tap.

And weekday mornings on the 20s.

Formal lawyer, this is Tammy.

Hi, Tammy.

It's nice to meet you.

Okay.

Dice to talk to you.

Who is this?

My name is Alan.

Alan Winterbottom.

I'm a customer of yours.

Well, we certainly appreciate your patronage.

So how can I help you today?

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