Two Dykes And A Mic

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss having rock hard nips all day, Ray meeting Dog the Bounty Hunter, Justin Bieber doing the bare minimum, Love on the Spectrum, Euphoria, people pleasing, a naughty nail polish Ask a Dyke, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyCome See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss the tin fish movement, Kenny falling off stage, going to a full nude spa, Cynthia Erivo being so fast, the WWE for lesbians, the renaissance of the renaissance fair, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyCome See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2026

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have back on E.R. Fightmaster for part 2! They discuss The Drama, Amanda Peet kissing Drew Barrymore, how to get girls to kiss you, getting your partner pregnant, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyCome See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!

Transcribed - Published: 5 May 2026

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon demand the return of the Baha Men (who let the cats in?!), share their opinions on the new Harry Potter TV series, discuss who should get out of (and who should go back into) the Khia Asylum, the injury that halted Tomb Raider production, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/ Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!

Transcribed - Published: 21 April 2026

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss navigating intimacy with Invisalign, Harry Styles addressing queer baiting accusations on SNL, Rachel’s Shar Pei obsession, Kehlani’s new album, the Bay Watch reboot, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @McKGoodwin Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!

Transcribed - Published: 7 April 2026

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Kendahl Landreth and Jordan Myrick, hosts of Happy Wife Happy Life podcast. They discuss surviving the mass lesbian breakups of 2025, following wild straight cousin drama on Facebook, a three-way kiss with a Swiftie and her dog, reading non-horny fan fiction, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyCome See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!

Transcribed - Published: 24 March 2026

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Alexis Rose (aka Traveling Nurse Lex). They discuss terrible pride merch, your dad making so many gay children, being obsessed with the ocean, swimming too close to the sun, a stinky yucky lover Ask A Dyke, wanting only butch doctors, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!

Transcribed - Published: 10 March 2026

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on world famous astrologer and founder of the Chani app, Chani Nicholas. They discuss astrology, your big three, why queer people love the stars, charts, the 2016 trend, cycles, Kenny and Ray get a birth chart reading, and so much more!USE CODE : GAYNESS30 -- for 30-day all access pass to everything the app has to offer (available to iOS users only) for your listeners who are new to the CHANI app. Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Erica's Book https://www.ericagoodwin.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!

Transcribed - Published: 24 February 2026

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata. They discuss being taller than you friend, friendship origins, running away from crazy, faking a pregnancy, friendship red flags, getting distracted during sex, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyCome see us live! - twodykesandamic.comUnlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Erica's Book : www.ericagoodwin.comWant to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!

Transcribed - Published: 10 February 2026

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss gay housewives, wanting your friend deeply, Miley Cyrus's engagement, midwest and southern culture overlap, a MILF Ask a Dyke, Who Tops Who mascs of the internet, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @McKGoodwinUnlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!

Transcribed - Published: 27 January 2026

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon horrific make up in public, looking like a cult leader, door slamming extroverts, Carol season, straight girl crushes, watching your friend flirt, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!

Transcribed - Published: 13 January 2026

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss what sign we lost our virginity to, Benihana being a scam, having wet FYPs, getting a perm, app dating, second chances, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!

Transcribed - Published: 30 December 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Jennifer Garner, Wicked, how long s*x should last, getting heath care in the sky, an Ask about cuffing season and apps, the women of Reno 911, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @McKGoodwin Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!

Transcribed - Published: 16 December 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Catherine McCafferty! They discuss wanting to kiss women before you come out, cartoon pervs, being hard to date, soft vs hard, dating coworkers, how to approach women, no hats on a first date, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @McKGoodwin Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!

Transcribed - Published: 2 December 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Chrishell Stause at G Flip's LA show! They discuss mall jobs, the shocker, All's Fair, Kyle Richards, Padma Lakshmi's soft launch, Halloween couples' costume, watching yourself on TV, going full scorched Earth for your they/them, Ask a Dykes for Chrishell, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyUnlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!

Transcribed - Published: 18 November 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Tefi Pessoa! They discuss femme privilege, committing crimes, Charlize Theron being gay, Jennifer's Body Two, 7th Heaven, meeting Lucy Liu, a brand new segment and so much more!Follow @HelloTefi @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @mckgoodwinGo Listen/Download - Tefi Talks! - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tefi-talks/id1829793986 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!

Transcribed - Published: 4 November 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Bob The Drag Queen! They discuss Aryna Sabalenka, benson Boob, Traitors, which signs are best in bed and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyFALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.comDurham, NC - October 17Philadelphia, PA - October 18San Diego, CA - October 26Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyFALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.comSacramento, CA - October 1San Francisco, CA - October 2Los Angeles, CA - October 7Phoenix, AZ - October 9Dallas, TX - October 10Austin, TX - October 11Houston, TX - October 12Durham, NC - October 17Philadelphia, PA - October 18San Diego, CA - October 26Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 14 October 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss lesbian novels, fruity butches, 3000 gay men on a boat, Madam Swift getting engaged, the Hunting Wives, pad girl representation, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinFALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.comVancouver B.C. - September 20Detroit, MI - September 24Toronto, ON - September 25-26Brooklyn, NY - September 27Sacramento, CA - October 1San Francisco, CA - October 2Los Angeles, CA - October 7Phoenix, AZ - October 9Dallas, TX - October 10Austin, TX - October 11Houston, TX - October 12Durham, NC - October 17Philadelphia, PA - October 18San Diego, CA - October 26Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 7 October 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray wearing a dress, The VMAs, Tate McRae in sand, Love Thy Nader, showing bush on main, Unknown Number: The High School Catfish, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinFALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.comDetroit, MI - September 24Toronto, ON - September 25-26Brooklyn, NY - September 27Sacramento, CA - October 1San Francisco, CA - October 2Los Angeles, CA - October 7Phoenix, AZ - October 9Dallas, TX - October 10Austin, TX - October 11Houston, TX - October 12Durham, NC - October 17Philadelphia, PA - October 18San Diego, CA - October 26Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 23 September 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Jameela Jamil (The Good Place) to discuss falling in love with your bully, Ray having a ghost in her house, keeping girls funny, lesbian utopia and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin  FALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.comVancouver B.C. - September 20Detroit, MI - September 24Toronto, ON - September 25-26Brooklyn, NY - September 27Sacramento, CA - October 1San Francisco, CA - October 2Los Angeles, CA - October 7Phoenix, AZ - October 9Dallas, TX - October 10Austin, TX - October 11Houston, TX - October 12Durham, NC - October 17Philadelphia, PA - October 18San Diego, CA - October 26 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 16 September 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss throuples, horrible suits, Kenny and Ray going to a strip club together, casino culture, loving being an adult, sobriety, Kenny's haunted house, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy FALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.comVancouver B.C. - September 20Detroit, MI - September 24Toronto, ON - September 25-26Brooklyn, NY - September 27Sacramento, CA - October 1San Francisco, CA - October 2Los Angeles, CA - October 7Phoenix, AZ - October 9Dallas, TX - October 10Austin, TX - October 11Houston, TX - October 12Durham, NC - October 17Philadelphia, PA - October 18San Diego, CA - October 26 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 9 September 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Poppy Liu (Hacks)! They discuss queer doctors being too hot, mother wounds on a first date, almost getting sucked into a cult, work crushes, fumbling the bag, making out in cars, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy FALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.comVancouver B.C. - September 20Detroit, MI - September 24Toronto, ON - September 25-26Brooklyn, NY - September 27Sacramento, CA - October 1San Francisco, CA - October 2Los Angeles, CA - October 7Phoenix, AZ - October 9Dallas, TX - October 10Austin, TX - October 11Houston, TX - October 12Durham, NC - October 17Philadelphia, PA - October 18San Diego, CA - October 26 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 26 August 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Ali Kolbert! They discuss being sl*tty in the past, great nips on Love Island, dental work, haggling with a shark, "straight" girl trauma, unlearning toxic masculinity, gender envy, being the gateway drug, a sexy Ask a Dyke, a digit Bumble Fumble and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy FALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.comVancouver B.C. - September 20Detroit, MI - September 24Toronto, ON - September 25-26Brooklyn, NY - September 27Sacramento, CA - October 1San Francisco, CA - October 2Los Angeles, CA - October 7Phoenix, AZ - October 9Dallas, TX - October 10Austin, TX - October 11Houston, TX - October 12Durham, NC - October 17Philadelphia, PA - October 18San Diego, CA - October 26 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 12 August 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Steph Tolev! They discuss trying to go to a strip club, if we were a straight coupe, shows around shrimp, bring back in the closet, munching box and having a bf, supportive partners, inventing s*x moves, being the filth queen and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy FALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.comVancouver B.C. - September 20Detroit, MI - September 24Toronto, ON - September 25-26Brooklyn, NY - September 27Sacramento, CA - October 1San Francisco, CA - October 2Los Angeles, CA - October 7Phoenix, AZ - October 9Dallas, TX - October 10Austin, TX - October 11Houston, TX - October 12Durham, NC - October 17Philadelphia, PA - October 18San Diego, CA - October 26 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Betty Who! They discuss friendship bits, fake designer goods causing drama, when your wife writes erotica, reading diaries, being 6'2", writing a new music, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin FALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.comVancouver B.C. - September 20Detroit, MI - September 24Toronto, ON - September 25-26Brooklyn, NY - September 27Sacramento, CA - October 1San Francisco, CA - October 2Los Angeles, CA - October 7Phoenix, AZ - October 9Dallas, TX - October 10Austin, TX - October 11Houston, TX - October 12Durham, NC - October 17Philadelphia, PA - October 18San Diego, CA - October 26 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2025

This week (Originally released : November 7, 2023) on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on comedian and writer Robby Hoffman! They discuss the hotness of David Beckham, Kenz's shell being out at her honeymoon, seeing the Eras Movie, dating The Bachelorette, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinKenny's Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mckenziegoodwin/meeting-marshaTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Ali Kolbert! They discuss Gemini season, sleeping with a man and getting Swine Flu, a blonde-intervention, breaking straight girl trauma patterns, being a gay guru, a toe play Ask a Dyke, sleeping with a siblings ex, falling in love with Chat, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin Kenny's Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mckenziegoodwin/meeting-marsha Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 17 June 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Zolita! They discuss butch eyelashes, kissing six of your friends, our favorite lesbian tropes, joining a cult, when your ex girlfriend takes down a cult leader, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin Kenny's Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mckenziegoodwin/meeting-marsha TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Jade Fox! They discuss McKenzie's movie, lesbian fashion, regional butches, how to hide your huge bazoingas, a major Bumble, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinKenny's Kickstarter: ⁠https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mckenziegoodwin/meeting-marsha TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Freya Evans (Lesbian Supper Club). They discuss playing dead to get a number, fighting off bottom allegations, femme privilege, streaks without talking to men, adult braces, a game of What's Gayer, an Ask a Dyke about eating your friend out, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss trying something new in the boudoir, gay olympics, nip to nip, true cime, Lewis Black, Bravo making us gayer, The Giver, and Ask about kissing at an all girls Catholic school, a Conclave review, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠Los Angeles, CA - 4/23Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic host Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Hooters, JoAnn's, Haim, crunching the numbers, Kenny shows Ray her ass for the first (and only?) time, border patrol, pickleball, f*ck friends, a sweaty sleeper Ask a Dyke, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠Madison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Los Angeles, CA - 4/23Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic host Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Raven Symoné and Miranda Maday! They discuss the Kelly Clarkson wink, a hot butch detective, baby arm transplants, v*gina monuments, bush talk, PDA around parents, Raven and Miranda's meet cute, bringing Crayons to a date, dogs in the bedroom, marital s*x, and so much more!FREE TOYS OR GIFT CARDS FOR TOYS! Everyone who signs up to our giveaway with Bellesa wins something! www.bboutique.co/vibe/twodykesandamic-podcast Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠Cardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Madison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Los Angeles, CA - 4/23Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Dylan Mulvaney! They discuss Dylan's book Paper Doll (available now!), being a queer creator, making art for the masses, being a musical theater kid, friends lying about reading your book, kissing in Scotland, and so much more!The FIRST EVER SILENT TOYS are here, which means FREE TOYS FOR ALL! Everyone who signs up to my giveaway with Bellesa wins either a free WhisperVibe™ or a FREE Rose toy with any WhisperTech™ purchase! Get yours HERE: www.bboutique.co/vibe/twodykesandamicpodcast-whisperFollow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠Cardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Madison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Los Angeles, CA - 4/23Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Yellowjacket's Liv Hewson! They discuss Coyote Ugly off the clock, Backstreet Boys reunion, missing Miley Cyrus, blowing glass, how much lube is too much lube, mascs being attracted to moms, being on set, Yellowjackets getting gayer, deep V confidence, leg hair, butch on butch relationships, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠Cardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Madison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 25 February 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Deison Afualo! They discuss a Muna cover band, Doechii in a jock, the gay Grammys, getting pampered as a queer person, needing gay friendships, queer awakenings on a rugby team, femme life, getting clocked in high school, a tootie Ask a Dyke, and so much more! Follow @DeisonAfualo @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠Cardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Madison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss evacuating, the new moon, Dennis Quaid, sobriety, inauguration performances, first kisses with a boy, gay Traitors, grandma breaking her hip from scissoring, a Babygirl movie review, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy If you can donate, here are some places: Community Foundation's Wildfire Recovery Fund https://www.calfund.org/funds/wildfire-recovery-fund/ and for Public Displays of Altadena https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-pda TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 28 January 2025

This episode was recorded before the LA fires. We hope you are all staying safe. Kenz and Ray and our wives are safe. If you can donate here are some options: Community Foundation's Wildfire Recovery Fundwww.calfund.org/funds/wildfire-recovery-fund and Habitat for Humanity of Greater Los Angeles website:www.habitatla.org/support-us  This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss twinkle boys, romantic snow vacations, gender affirming winter clothing, finding your in-laws hot, coming out to elders, the best top/bottom discussion you've ever heard, a church Bumble Fumble and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy @genderless_gap_ad TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠Cardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 14 January 2025

This episode was recorded before the LA fires. We hope you are all staying safe. Kenz and Ray and our wives are safe. If you can donate here are some options: Community Foundation's Wildfire Recovery Fundwww.calfund.org/funds/wildfire-recovery-fund and Habitat for Humanity of Greater Los Angeles website:www.habitatla.org/support-us  This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss twinkle boys, romantic snow vacations, gender affirming winter clothing, finding your in-laws hot, coming out to elders, the best top/bottom discussion you've ever heard, a church Bumble Fumble and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy @genderless_gap_ad TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠Cardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 14 January 2025

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss New Years Eve, kissing holidays, butch formalwear, work/wife balance, a pride success story, building a career, supporting queer artists, the stability of Bette and Tina, the gayest moments of 2024, holding space, 2025 manifesting, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 31 December 2024

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss book fairs, JoJo taking a lover, redemption for Monk, Ray's wedding, Kenz starting a grind train, is lesbianism contagious, honeymoon vibes, Charlie horses at weird times, an Ask a Dyke, growing attraction, Lindsey Lohan Christmas and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin Tello Films https://www.tellofilms.com/ TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 17 December 2024

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss fire crotches, Paris Hilton being an ex bully, JoJo bean grinding, strap on main, Dianna and Zoe, accidental chest touching, after care after a massage, a pheasant Fumble and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 3 December 2024

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss being close personal fans of Chloe Grace Moretz, in the Olive Garden we all fam, bisexuals being so gay, Meg the Stallion, Martha Stewart, Shawn Mendez, if Gaylor came back, Pam Anderson, late in life hotness, finding toys during a move, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2024

We love you all so deeply. Please take care of yourselves and your mental health during this time. We love you and are here for you! If you need to talk with someone : LGBT National Help Center: Call 888-843-4564 for general support, 800-246-7743 for the youth talkline, or 888-234-7243 for the senior hotline  LGBT National Coming Out Support Hotline: Call 888-OUT-LGBT (888-688-5428)  SAGE LGBT Elder Hotline: Call 1-877-360-LGBT (5428)  Trans Lifeline: Call 1-877-565-8860 in the United States or 1-877-330-6366 in Canada  Trevor Project: Call 1-866-488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online  National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: Call 988, available 24/7 

Transcribed - Published: 7 November 2024

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Camel Hairless, a mouse fan sighting, road stories, Kenny's hole, John Proctor, past lives, gay roots, the Victoria Secret fashion show, Captain Underpants, park culture, slides burning butt cheeks, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 29 October 2024

FREE TOYS OR GIFT CARDS FOR TOYS! Everyone who signs up to my giveaway with Bellesa wins something! ⁠LINK This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss college loneliness, Agatha All Along, a chicken Hinge profile, how differently we experience our queerness, queer friendships, a Will and Harper review and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin Unlock Spotify ⁠https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe⁠ Join Patreon : ⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 15 October 2024

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Canal Street, Kenny showing Ray how to haggle, lightening bolts in the BH, our dream boyfriends, falling for fans, the gay VMAs, wild Ask A Dykes, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2024

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Canal Street, Kenny showing Ray how to haggle, lightening bolts in the BH, our dream boyfriends, falling for fans, the gay VMAs, wild Ask A Dykes, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2024

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss being part of your symphony, peeing in the shower, your partner not being able to sing, vanilla boobs, Jenna and Sabrina kissing, straight people on boats, cooking vegan paella, fancy dates, and Ask a Dyke and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Kansas City MO - 9/19 Dallas - 9/20 Austin - 9/21 Phoenix - 9/22 Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 17 September 2024

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss a feud with Rob Schneider, being fruitful and multiplying, Jane Fonda, a sexy wax candle fumble, latent onset sexual attraction, not gettin the ick for your wife, a Bumble Fumble and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8 Raleigh - 9/10 Charlotte - 9/11 Kansas City MO - 9/19 Dallas - 9/20 Austin - 9/21 Phoenix - 9/22 Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

Transcribed - Published: 3 September 2024