#358 - Sending Nudes with Kendahl Landreth and Jordan Myrick
Two Dykes And A Mic
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
4.9 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Kendahl Landreth and Jordan Myrick, hosts of Happy Wife Happy Life podcast. They discuss surviving the mass lesbian breakups of 2025, following wild straight cousin drama on Facebook, a three-way kiss with a Swiftie and her dog, reading non-horny fan fiction, and so much more!
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| 0:32.2 | So it's maple syrup infused |
| 0:34.5 | It's sweet, then it's savoury |
| 0:36.4 | Because the sausage, you know, and the cheese |
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| 0:42.6 | It's hard to put into words, but... |
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| 0:53.0 | We are the greatest dykes in the world. |
| 0:57.0 | Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlan, worldwide dikes for life. |
| 1:04.3 | Hey, two dikes, two dites, two dikes, two dikes, one mic, one mic, one mic, yeah, two dikes, two dites, who dites, who dites, who dites, we dyes, we dyes, we dice, yeah. |
| 1:32.4 | Ladies and gentledoms, welcome to don't do that. |
| 1:33.3 | I'm not doing anything. |
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