#328 - Jock Butch Hunter with Poppy Liu
Two Dykes And A Mic
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
4.9 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Poppy Liu (Hacks)! They discuss queer doctors being too hot, mother wounds on a first date, almost getting sucked into a cult, work crushes, fumbling the bag, making out in cars, and so much more!
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| 1:02.7 | We are the greatest dykes in the world. |
| 1:07.0 | Mackenzie Goodwin. |
| 1:09.4 | Rachel Scanlon. Worldwide Dikes for Life Hey Two Dikes, Two Dikes, Two Dikes, Two Dikes One mic, one mic, one mic, yeah Two Dikes, Two Dikes, Who Dikes, Who Dites, We Dice, We Dice. We'dize. Yeah. Our |
| 1:37.3 | Well, you normally do one, two, three clap, and you went one, two clap, which is... |
| 1:41.3 | Are flow state over? |
| 1:43.3 | Wow. That sucks. No, not after that interview. Flow state's been ramping up. That interview was great. Will you say hi to them? Ladies and gentlemen's. Welcome to another episode of two decks and I'm like, I'm McKenzie Goodwin. And I'm Rachel Scanlonal Lee. We have one of our favorite episodes that we've ever done period point blank okay that being said |
| 2:01.4 | McKenzie and I have been in our flow state for which means we've been on our periods for about |
| 2:06.8 | six months what's the problem what's wrong with that are you anti-woman are you anti-cycle |
| 2:16.4 | it's not a cycle if it's constantly on. Is it? That implies there is no secularness to it. It's secular and I wake up every day still bleeding. Sorry, I'm sorry. I know this is a public episode. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. This episode's incredible. McKenzie and I have been in a flow state for as long as I can remember since I believe the spring tour midway through. Well, can I say, it's ever since we hooked up. We consumated our marriage. Ever since Madison in the spring, we kissed. You and I have been locked in to some of the best episodes. It was a stage kiss. It was a stage kiss, which is not, it wasn't a stage kiss. |
| 2:53.3 | It was a stage kiss, which means that it was pre-planned. |
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