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Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic host Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Hooters, JoAnn's, Haim, crunching the numbers, Kenny shows Ray her ass for the first (and only?) time, border patrol, pickleball, f*ck friends, a sweaty sleeper Ask a Dyke, and so much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	We are the greatest dikes in the world.
0:06.8	Mackenzie Goodwin.
0:09.1	Rachel Scanlan.
0:11.9	Worldwide dikes for life.
0:14.2	Hey!
0:14.9	Two dikes, two dikes, two dikes.
0:17.1	One mic, one mic, one mic, one mic, yeah.
0:20.6	Two dikes, two dikes, two dikes. Who dites, Who dites? Who dites? We dyes. We dyes. Yeah. Ladies and Gentilems, welcome to another episode of Two Dikes and a Mike.
0:41.9	I'm Mackenzie Goodwin.
0:42.6	And I'm Rachel Scanlonalee.
0:43.9	Boy, do we have a good one for you today.
0:46.3	I'm so excited.
0:47.1	I love private or public episodes.
0:48.7	Yes, this is public, which does remind us, if you're listening to this podcast and you want to see the weekly episodes.
0:54.0	Right. Every single week, every other week, we have private episodes. remind us if you're listening to this podcast and you want to see the weekly episodes right every single
0:55.0	week every other week we have private episodes which are a little raunchier a little bit more fun
1:00.6	a little squirtier oh if you will yeah and i will and so will i and so will i they're available on
1:06.1	spotify you click that little locks that little lock you've seen the lock the lock. Yeah, you sign up. It's so cheap.
1:11.5	Listen, it's less than a cup of coffee at Starbucks.
1:13.7	I'm screaming at you pitching it.
1:14.9	That rocks.
1:15.4	Yeah, but I mean, honestly, with inflation, we've never raised our prices.
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