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Two Dykes And A Mic

#326 - Snorting Zoloft with Ali Kolbert

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Sexuality, Health & Fitness

4.91.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Ali Kolbert! They discuss being sl*tty in the past, great nips on Love Island, dental work, haggling with a shark, "straight" girl trauma, unlearning toxic masculinity, gender envy, being the gateway drug, a sexy Ask a Dyke, a digit Bumble Fumble and so much more!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

If you haven't tried Abercrombie denim yet, you're missing out.

0:03.8

Denim should fit like this.

0:06.0

It's all about proportions.

0:07.7

Abercrombie has their classic fits and athletic fits for guys who want a little more room in the thigh.

0:13.1

When you find your staple fit, it'll be the pair you reach for day after day for every plan.

0:19.2

Shop Abercrombie denim in the app, online and in store.

0:26.7

There are some things you should always check, like the hygiene rating on your local takeaway,

0:33.4

the setting on your razor, and whether the party actually is fancy dress.

0:38.2

The other thing you should check is your Experian credit report,

0:42.0

especially if you're looking to borrow money.

0:44.3

It lets you understand what lenders see

0:46.3

so you can increase your chances of getting the best deals.

0:49.9

It's dead easy to check it and completely free.

0:53.7

See it in seconds.

0:55.0

Download the Experian app today.

0:59.8

We are the greatest dykes in the world.

1:04.0

Mackenzie Goodwin.

1:06.4

Rachel Scanlan.

1:09.1

Worldwide diikes for Life Hey

1:11.6

Two Dikes,

1:12.6

Two Dikes,

1:13.6

Two Dikes,

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