#326 - Snorting Zoloft with Ali Kolbert
Two Dykes And A Mic
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
4.9 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Ali Kolbert! They discuss being sl*tty in the past, great nips on Love Island, dental work, haggling with a shark, "straight" girl trauma, unlearning toxic masculinity, gender envy, being the gateway drug, a sexy Ask a Dyke, a digit Bumble Fumble and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | If you haven't tried Abercrombie denim yet, you're missing out. |
| 0:03.8 | Denim should fit like this. |
| 0:06.0 | It's all about proportions. |
| 0:07.7 | Abercrombie has their classic fits and athletic fits for guys who want a little more room in the thigh. |
| 0:13.1 | When you find your staple fit, it'll be the pair you reach for day after day for every plan. |
| 0:19.2 | Shop Abercrombie denim in the app, online and in store. |
| 0:26.7 | There are some things you should always check, like the hygiene rating on your local takeaway, |
| 0:33.4 | the setting on your razor, and whether the party actually is fancy dress. |
| 0:38.2 | The other thing you should check is your Experian credit report, |
| 0:42.0 | especially if you're looking to borrow money. |
| 0:44.3 | It lets you understand what lenders see |
| 0:46.3 | so you can increase your chances of getting the best deals. |
| 0:49.9 | It's dead easy to check it and completely free. |
| 0:53.7 | See it in seconds. |
| 0:55.0 | Download the Experian app today. |
| 0:59.8 | We are the greatest dykes in the world. |
| 1:04.0 | Mackenzie Goodwin. |
| 1:06.4 | Rachel Scanlan. |
| 1:09.1 | Worldwide diikes for Life Hey |
| 1:11.6 | Two Dikes, |
| 1:12.6 | Two Dikes, |
| 1:13.6 | Two Dikes, |
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