#280 - Lightning Bolt in Your BH

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Canal Street, Kenny showing Ray how to haggle, lightening bolts in the BH, our dream boyfriends, falling for fans, the gay VMAs, wild Ask A Dykes, and so much more!

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 times open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm in too.
0:06.0	Found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly.
0:24.0	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:26.0	Download your new favourite bank.
0:28.0	UK residents tease and sees apply. We are the greatest dikes in the world.
0:37.0	Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlon,
0:41.0	Worldwide dikes for life,
0:44.0	Hey, two Dites, two Dites,
0:47.0	one Mike, one Mike, one Mike, one Mike,
0:50.0	yeah, two Dites, two Dites,
0:52.0	who Dites, who D, who nights, we nights, we nights, we nights, yeah. Ladies and I'm Rachel Scanlon and so much gay shit is happening.
1:05.0	Ladies and gentlemen,
1:10.0	welcome to another episode of Two Dyke cinema, I'm Mackenzie Goodwin.
1:12.0	And I'm Rachel Scan I'm Mackenzie's
1:13.0	Scanlon and so much gay shit is happening that it blew Mackenzie's hair
1:16.6	back into a pony. Dude, I love you in a ponytail.
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