#334 - Gym, Tan, Lesbian Romance Novels
Two Dykes And A Mic
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
4.9 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 7 October 2025
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss lesbian novels, fruity butches, 3000 gay men on a boat, Madam Swift getting engaged, the Hunting Wives, pad girl representation, and so much more!
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| 0:17.7 | We are the greatest dykes in the world. |
| 0:21.9 | Mackenzie Goodwin, |
| 0:24.2 | Rachel Scanlan, |
| 0:27.0 | worldwide dikes for life. |
| 0:29.3 | Hey! |
| 0:30.0 | Two dikes, two dikes, two dikes, two dikes, two dikes, one mic, one mic, one mic, yeah. |
| 0:35.7 | Two dikes, two dikes, who dikes, who dites, who dites, we dikes, we dikes, yeah. |
| 0:41.2 | We dikes, yeah. |
| 0:53.5 | Ladies and gents, welcome to another episode of two dikes and a Mic. I'm Mackenzie Goodwin. |
| 0:57.8 | And I'm Rachel Scanlonalee, and we are so happy that you're here listening and watching |
| 1:04.0 | this pood coost. I've missed you dearly. I've missed you so much. It's insane. My eye twitch is back. Really? Yes. Also, |
| 1:14.5 | a couple of things to catch you up on. I wear bangles now. I love. I'm loving all the jewelry. |
| 1:19.5 | I'm going to be honest. I hate how far I'm sitting from you. Me too. I wish you were sitting right on my face. |
| 1:23.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:25.0 | HR? No. I fired the HR department. |
| 1:28.3 | It's me. |
| 1:28.7 | It's us. |
| 1:30.1 | Do you think if we were to put Nazara and Erica as HR, anything would get done? |
| 1:35.3 | No. |
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