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Two Dykes And A Mic

#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Sexuality, Health & Fitness

4.91.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss gay housewives, wanting your friend deeply, Miley Cyrus's engagement, midwest and southern culture overlap, a MILF Ask a Dyke, Who Tops Who mascs of the internet, and so much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

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Show me all the things that PDFs can do. Do your work with ease of speed. PDF spaces is all you need. Do hours of research in an instant. Key insights from an AI assistant. Pick a template with a click. Now your Prezo looks super slick. Close that deal. Yeah, you won. Do that, doing that, did that done. Now you can do that, do that with acrobat. Now you can do that, do that with the all-new acrobat. It's time to do your best work with your new Adobe Acrobat Studio. Listen up. Huh? That means you. Yes, you. We know you're pointing at yourself. When it comes to Paddy Power Games, we've got a place made for all sorts.

0:43.4

From the experts to the Drama Queen's. It's made the JC. The finance bros.

0:49.1

Look at those stocks, lads. We'll stick with slots. It's what we're good at. And not forgetting you. Yes, you, the one listening. Because at Paddy Power Games, we've got all sorts of games for all sorts of treacles.

0:56.2

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0:58.0

Please gamble responsibly.

0:58.9

8 plus gamblerware.org.

1:02.9

We are the greatest dykes in the world.

1:07.0

Mackenzie Goodwin.

1:09.4

Rachel Scanlan.

1:38.3

Worldwide dykes for Life Hey Two Dikes, Two Dikes, Two Dikes, One Mike, One Mike, one mic, yeah Two Dikes, Two Dikes, Who Dikes, Who Dites, We Dice, We Dice, we d'nights, we d'nights, yeah. Ladies and gentlethams, welcome to another episode of Two Dikes and a Micke's and I'm

1:42.0

McKenzie Goodwin.

1:42.6

And I'm Mackenzie Goodwin's twin

1:44.2

Rachel Scanlonalee. Hello. Dude, I like the way that we're coordinating on accident. A light wash

1:51.3

denim gene, a white tea and then a bold top. Bold jacket. And if there's one thing that I am,

1:58.6

it's a statement bottom. And I am a statement top.

2:03.0

I do believe that based on everything I know about you. And I'm scared of it. You look beautiful and

2:08.8

gorgeous and sending I'm so happy to do with you. I've missed you a lot. I've missed you a lot.

2:13.2

I want to go on the road with you. I don't want to say this. I don't want this to be taken out of

2:16.8

context. For sure. I've been fiending with you. I don't want to say this. I don't want this to be taken out of context. For sure.

2:17.8

I've been fiending for you.

2:20.6

That's exactly. I've been yearning. Yeah. For your touch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And to be in your presence. Yeah. Yeah. This is something that I've been waiting to hear from you for a long time. I do get the sense that I have to work so hard and leave town so often to get you to feed for me.

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