#332 - Tate McCrotch
Two Dykes And A Mic
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
4.9 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray wearing a dress, The VMAs, Tate McRae in sand, Love Thy Nader, showing bush on main, Unknown Number: The High School Catfish, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | If I get my kid a phone, I'll be able to keep in touch with them all the time. |
| 0:02.8 | We'll be on it all the time. |
| 0:04.1 | He could walk to school by himself. She could see something, she shouldn't. He could chat with grandma. Friends, trolls. They can access anything on the internet. They can access anything on the internet. So, should I give my kid a phone? Growing up with phones isn't always easy. Introducing EEE safer Sims. Sims that help moderate usage and shield harmful content on any smartphone. |
| 0:24.2 | Choose EECF. up with phones isn't always easy. Introducing EEE safer Sims. Sims that help moderate usage and shield harmful content on any smartphone. |
| 0:24.2 | Choose EEE safer Sims. |
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| 1:05.6 | We are the greatest dykes in the world. |
| 1:08.3 | Mackenzie Goodwin, |
| 1:10.9 | Rachel Scanlon,wide Dikes for Life |
| 1:13.8 | Hey! |
| 1:15.0 | Two Dikes, two Dikes, two Dikes, |
| 1:17.0 | One mic, one mic, one mic, yeah |
| 1:20.5 | Two Dikes, two Dikes, Who Dikes, Who Dites, |
| 1:23.6 | We Dice, We'is, yeah. |
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