#335 - Gay Traitors with Bob The Drag Queen (Part 1)
Two Dykes And A Mic
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
4.9 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 14 October 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Bob The Drag Queen! They discuss Aryna Sabalenka, benson Boob, Traitors, which signs are best in bed and so much more!
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Sacramento, CA - October 1
San Francisco, CA - October 2
Los Angeles, CA - October 7
Phoenix, AZ - October 9
Dallas, TX - October 10
Austin, TX - October 11
Houston, TX - October 12
Durham, NC - October 17
Philadelphia, PA - October 18
San Diego, CA - October 26
Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe
Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic
Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/
Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | We are the greatest dikes in the world. |
| 0:06.8 | Mackenzie Goodwin. |
| 0:09.1 | Rachel Scanlan. |
| 0:11.9 | Worldwide dikes for life. |
| 0:14.2 | Hey! |
| 0:14.9 | Two dikes, two dikes, two dikes. |
| 0:17.1 | One mic, one mic, one mic, one mic, yeah. |
| 0:20.6 | Two dikes, two dikes, two dikes. Who dites, who dites, who dites, we dice, we dice, yeah. |
| 0:26.1 | Tomorrow, and you didn't ask, which by the way, is rude. Tomorrow. |
| 0:38.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.9 | And you didn't ask, which by the way, is rude. |
| 0:41.8 | I hadn't finished my sentence. |
| 0:43.5 | You were mid-sentence and I went, here's what I'm doing tomorrow. |
| 0:45.8 | You fucking bitch. |
| 0:47.4 | I'm going to watch Hercules. |
| 0:49.1 | Okay. |
| 0:49.5 | Because I was in Greece. |
| 0:50.5 | And Ariana Grande. |
| 0:54.0 | You've never heard her cover when she played Meg? You fucking ding-dong. Wait, wait. What? Are Ariana? Grande. Did a cover of what? She played Meg. Won't say I'm in love? Yes. It's one of the greatest things to hit the internet. Wait, wait, wait. Talk about runs. What context did she do that in? Either. For the internet? Either. This is a wet dream I have. Yeah. Wait, is she doing, if there's a prize for rotten judgment. That one? She does the one where it's her and the other and they're all harmonizing. Yeah. Won't say I'm in love. Yes, that one. Yes, that one. It's big. I haven't even seen that. I can't believe I have so much. I can't believe I haven't shown you that video because I'm a girl that's like sit down. I have videos to show you. Every time we hang out, you're like, and here are the divas. VH1. |
| 1:44.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:45.0 | 4. |
| 1:46.7 | Oh, and you like the, it's Mariah and it's, um, Mariah Saline. |
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