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Two Dykes And A Mic

#344 - Women In Red Leather

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Sexuality, Health & Fitness

4.91.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Jennifer Garner, Wicked, how long s*x should last, getting heath care in the sky, an Ask about cuffing season and apps, the women of Reno 911, and so much more!

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0:00.0

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0:32.6

We are the greatest dikes in the world.

0:36.9

Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlan,

0:41.3

Worldwide dice for life, hey!

0:44.3

Two dikes, two dice, two dice, two dice, two dice, one mic, one mic, one mic, one mic, yeah, two dikes, two dikes, who dikes, who dites? Who dites? We dikes. We dikes. Yeah.

0:56.1

I'm Mackenzie Goodwin. I'm Rachel Scanlan Ali. And this is a shock. Ladies and gentletums, welcome to another episode of Two Dikes and a Micke.

1:45.3

I'm Mackenzie Goodwin. I'm Rachel Scanlonaly, and this is The Shock. Welcome back to The Shock. Are we going to rebrand as The Shock? I don't know. It's a maybe. I like it. I think you're very shocking. Thank you. Can I tell you something? You have to. So a couple episodes ago, you and I, I was telling you a story about I went home for Halloween and I suction cupped a arrow to my head. Of course. And then when I took it off, everyone was horrified. I had a huge thing on my forehead. Blood vessels broken. Yeah, yeah, of course. It was horrific. It's very daredevil villain.

1:52.8

Are you following me? Yeah. Okay. Can I just say the daredevil soundtrack is one of the best soundtracks that there ever was for a movie. And if I may say something,

1:56.8

Darede-Garner. Jennifer Garner. Jennifer Garner. Hot, hot, heat. Jennifer Garner. Dude, you know what? We're not... We're not talking about how hot she is enough. She is one of the hottest women alive. She's so beautiful. They put her in a red leather. Why did we not go back to that? Do you know what I... first of all... I love to see see you vibrate like that we're talking Jennifer Garner in red leather

2:18.6

I starts doing my whole body shake Jennifer Garner and I think any woman in red leather done here's the thing

2:25.6

Britney Spears oops I did it again I did it again just say this also I I'm not going to knock Jennifer Garner in those Capital One commercials. Me neither. They come on.

2:35.8

I'm locked in.

2:37.1

Isn't she in Juno?

2:39.8

Jennifer Garner playing Juno's mom?

2:43.8

I was like... I think she plays the mom that wants to adopt the baby.

2:48.9

Yeah. I know the role was kind of devastating and it kind of like is super sad.

2:56.8

But when she's in that I'm also like adopt me adopt me Jennifer Garner okay I got that thing stuck on my head yeah I popped it off I had a huge

3:03.3

red daredevil daredevil on my forehead yeah Yeah. It sucked. Of course.

3:09.6

Now, the amount of DMs that I have gotten from women to say,

3:12.5

hey, I did the same thing,

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