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Two Dykes And A Mic

#284 - John Proctor & Captain Underpants

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Camel Hairless, a mouse fan sighting, road stories, Kenny's hole, John Proctor, past lives, gay roots, the Victoria Secret fashion show, Captain Underpants, park culture, slides burning butt cheeks, and so much more!


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Transcript

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1:07.0

Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlon,

1:11.0

Worldwide Dykes for life.

1:14.0

Hey!

1:15.0

Two dice, two dice, two dice, one mic, one mic, one mic,

1:20.0

yeah, two dice, two dice, who dice, who nights, we nights, we nights, we nice, yeah. Excuse me? As long as it's not a front, wedgy. You mean vegy? I didn't know that they called them that until you told me.

1:44.8

That's what you call? I call it a camel. Well, it's a camel, but when somebody gives you a

1:50.8

camel, it's a veggie. It's a veggie. Should I? Can I just? I can't talk about

1:57.5

camel toast with you anymore. Then don't talk. If you're not willing to talk, Camel, don't talk to me.

2:08.0

You know I'm pro-Camil.

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