#356 - Baseline of Queerness with Alexis Rose
Two Dykes And A Mic
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
4.9 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Alexis Rose (aka Traveling Nurse Lex). They discuss terrible pride merch, your dad making so many gay children, being obsessed with the ocean, swimming too close to the sun, a stinky yucky lover Ask A Dyke, wanting only butch doctors, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | There once was a woman who lived in a shoe. A size too snug, but what could she do? But that's not where her story ends. Thanks to a little help from her Experian friends, she got her score into much better shape and relocated to a box fresh new place, with room to grow and a mortgage to suit. Now, she lives in a spacious four-bedroom cowboy boots. |
| 0:23.3 | Better your Experian credit score to help get mortgage ready. |
| 0:26.5 | Experian. |
| 0:27.5 | Better your score. |
| 0:28.7 | Better your story. |
| 0:32.6 | We are the greatest dykes in the world. |
| 0:36.9 | Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlan, |
| 0:41.3 | Worldwide dice for life, hey! |
| 0:44.3 | Two dikes, two dice, two dice, two dice, two dice, one mic, one mic, one mic, one mic, yeah, two dikes, two dikes, who dikes, who dites, we dites? Who dites? We dyes. We dyes. Yeah. |
| 0:56.1 | And, we dyes. And I'm Rachel Scan and a Mike. I'm Mackenzie Goodwin. |
| 1:12.3 | And I'm Rachel Scanlonalee. We're so glad that you naughty little S-L-U-T-Z are here. |
| 1:19.5 | You can't say that. I didn't. I spelt it wrong. Oh, I spelled it wrong. Listen to this, bitch. |
| 1:27.1 | I'm so sorry. |
| 1:43.7 | I know we have, we don't have time. And we have an amazing episode today. I need you to know something. A quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick antidote before we bring out our guests and et cetera. I've been working on acting. That's tough. And I know how much you hate that. Thank you. I know how much. I hate it. |
| 2:02.0 | You've been, I mean, because you and I have been with the same, we've had the same managers. We've had the same agents for a decade. And every agent, every manager nearly begs you to please go do an acting class. And what do I say? You say absolutely not. I say, I'm not going to do that. I said that's humiliating. Either you can or you can't. And I can't. Here's the thing. |
| 2:02.7 | A lot of people can't and they still do. |
| 2:04.6 | That's where I get hope. |
| 2:06.7 | That's where I go. Sometimes you actually don't need any talent. Even though the gods are crazy. |
| 2:11.7 | Even though the stars are blind. If you show me real love, baby, I'll show you mine. And I take that energy with me into self-tape auditions, okay? |
| 2:20.9 | But I had a friend of mine who is actually a very accomplished actor, who we've had in the pot a couple times, Kimia. |
| 2:27.1 | I was like, and actually need you to help me. |
| 2:29.3 | And Kimia was like, you act like how you're on stage, which on stage is perfect. |
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