#360 - Munching With Invisalign
Two Dykes And A Mic
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
4.9 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss navigating intimacy with Invisalign, Harry Styles addressing queer baiting accusations on SNL, Rachel’s Shar Pei obsession, Kehlani’s new album, the Bay Watch reboot, and so much more!
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| 0:32.6 | We are the greatest dikes in the world. |
| 0:36.9 | Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlan, |
| 0:41.3 | Worldwide dice for life, hey! |
| 0:44.3 | Two dikes, two dice, two dice, two dice, two dice, who nights, we nights, we nice, we nice, yeah. |
| 0:56.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.3 | I'm a 60-minute sit-down with me. |
| 1:10.3 | I feel like I am interviewing you. So, how was it? It's a 60-minute sit-down with me. Tears down my face. |
| 1:11.1 | I feel like I am interviewing you. |
| 1:12.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:12.9 | So how has it been? |
| 1:17.1 | Committing yourself to invisible. |
| 1:19.7 | Honestly, hard. |
| 1:22.6 | It's ruined. |
| 1:23.7 | Genuinely, genuinely, genuinely, genuinely. |
| 1:25.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:25.6 | Leah bleep, the name of this person. Asked me when I got genuinely. Yeah. Leah bleep the name of this person. |
| 1:28.8 | Asked me when I got home. |
| 1:31.3 | Can you still go down on me and that? |
| 1:36.6 | Can we please keep this in? |
| 1:38.8 | No, you could just bleep the name. |
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