#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Deison Afualo! They discuss a Muna cover band, Doechii in a jock, the gay Grammys, getting pampered as a queer person, needing gay friendships, queer awakenings on a rugby team, femme life, getting clocked in high school, a tootie Ask a Dyke, and so much more!

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by the current account switch service.
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0:20.1	Find out more at currentaccount switch.com.uk.
0:27.1	We are the greatest dykes in the world.
0:31.8	Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlon,
0:36.9	worldwide dikes for Life
0:38.6	Hey
0:39.5	Two Dikes, Two Dikes, Two Dikes, One Mike, One Mike, one mic, yeah
0:45.3	Two Dikes, Two Dikes, Who Dikes, Who Dites?
0:48.4	We Dikes, We Dikes, yeah
0:51.1	We Dice, yeah. We next. Ladies and gentle thumbs.
1:05.2	Welcome to another episode of two dikes and a mic.
1:06.9	I'm Mackenzie Goodwin.
1:07.6	And I'm Rachel Scanlon Ali.
1:09.0	Wow.
1:09.9	Happy Tuesday gay.
1:13.5	You can't say gay. You can't say that. Hey. Hey. Nice try. Nice try. You call me the F slur.
1:22.5	Nice try. F slur. You're not allowed to say that. I missed you. I missed you. I'm happy that we're here.
1:27.5	I'm happy that you're here. I'm happy that you're here.
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