#366 - Huge Jugs at the Renaissance Fair
Two Dykes And A Mic
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
4.9 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss the tin fish movement, Kenny falling off stage, going to a full nude spa, Cynthia Erivo being so fast, the WWE for lesbians, the renaissance of the renaissance fair, and so much more!
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| 0:32.6 | We are the greatest dykes in the world. |
| 0:36.8 | Mackenzie Goodwin. |
| 0:39.2 | Rachel Scanlan. |
| 0:41.9 | Worldwide dikes for life. |
| 0:44.2 | Hey! |
| 0:44.9 | Two dikes. |
| 0:45.7 | Two dikes. |
| 0:46.4 | Two dikes. |
| 0:47.9 | One mic. |
| 0:48.4 | One mic. |
| 0:49.3 | One mic. |
| 0:50.0 | One mic. |
| 0:51.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:52.1 | Two dikes. |
| 0:52.2 | Two dikes. |
| 0:52.7 | Who dikes? |
| 0:52.9 | Who dites? |
| 0:53.6 | We dikes. We dikes. We dikes. Yeah. Yeah, two nights, two nights, who nights, who nights, who nights, we nice, we nice, we nice, yeah. |
| 0:56.1 | For a second, I had blacked out. |
| 1:12.9 | And once you gasped, I came to, I came right back into my body. |
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