#330 - Friendship Lap Dance
Two Dykes And A Mic
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
4.9 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2025
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss throuples, horrible suits, Kenny and Ray going to a strip club together, casino culture, loving being an adult, sobriety, Kenny's haunted house, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | There are some things you should always check, like the hygiene rating on your local takeaway, |
| 0:06.2 | the setting on your razor, and whether the party actually is fancy dress. |
| 0:11.1 | The other thing you should check is your Experian credit report, especially if you're looking to borrow money. |
| 0:17.2 | It lets you understand what lenders see, so you can increase your chances of getting the best deals. |
| 0:22.8 | It's dead easy to check it and completely free. |
| 0:26.6 | See it in seconds. Download the Experian app today. |
| 0:30.4 | Amazon brings the UEFA Champions League. |
| 0:34.5 | Unbelievable! |
| 0:35.7 | With Tuesday's unmissable match. |
| 0:38.3 | Enchontingly wonderful. |
| 0:40.3 | World-class players. |
| 0:43.3 | Zeller! |
| 0:45.3 | What a strike! |
| 0:47.3 | Incredible drama. |
| 0:49.3 | And Harlan! |
| 0:50.3 | History in the making. |
| 0:53.3 | Nice with take two |
| 0:54.7 | The UEFA Champions League |
| 0:57.3 | It's on Prime |
| 0:59.8 | We are the greatest dikes in the world |
| 1:05.6 | Mackenzie Goodwin |
| 1:08.4 | Rachel Scanlan |
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