#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Sexuality, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon horrific make up in public, looking like a cult leader, door slamming extroverts, Carol season, straight girl crushes, watching your friend flirt, and so much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Listen up.
0:00.5	Huh?
0:00.8	That means you.
0:01.6	Yes, you.
0:02.4	We know you're pointing at yourself.
0:21.1	When it comes to Paddy Power Games, we've got a place made for all sorts. From the experts to the Drama Queen's. It's made the JC. The finance bros. Look at those stocks, lads. We'll stick with slots. It's what we're good at. And not forgetting you. Yes, you, the one listening.
0:25.7	Because at Paddy Power Games, we've got all sorts of games for all sorts of trickles.
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