#342 - One Lick In with Catherine McCafferty
Two Dykes And A Mic
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
4.9 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 December 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Catherine McCafferty! They discuss wanting to kiss women before you come out, cartoon pervs, being hard to date, soft vs hard, dating coworkers, how to approach women, no hats on a first date, and so much more!
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| 0:55.6 | We are the greatest dykes in the world. |
| 0:58.3 | Mackenzie Goodwin. |
| 1:00.9 | Rachel Scanlan. |
| 1:03.8 | Worldwide dikes for life. |
| 1:04.6 | Hey! |
| 1:05.6 | Two dikes. |
| 1:07.0 | Two dikes. |
| 1:07.7 | Two dikes. |
| 1:08.3 | One mic. |
| 1:09.1 | One mic. |
| 1:09.9 | One mic. |
| 1:10.1 | One mic. Yeah. |
| 1:13.6 | Two dikes. Two dikes. Two dikes. who dikes, who dites, who dites, we dikes, we dikes, we dyes, yeah. |
| 1:30.6 | Ladies, this is moving so much. |
| 1:32.6 | Keep it. |
| 1:36.8 | Ladies and gentledums, welcome to another episode of two days and a mic. |
| 1:37.6 | I'm Mackenzie Goodwin. |
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