#346 - Falling in Love with Kel Cripe
Two Dykes And A Mic
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
4.9 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss what sign we lost our virginity to, Benihana being a scam, having wet FYPs, getting a perm, app dating, second chances, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | We are the greatest dikes in the world. |
| 0:06.8 | Mackenzie Goodwin. |
| 0:09.1 | Rachel Scanlan. |
| 0:11.9 | Worldwide dikes for life. |
| 0:14.2 | Hey! |
| 0:14.9 | Two dikes, two dikes, two dikes. |
| 0:17.1 | One mic, one mic, one mic, one mic, yeah. |
| 0:20.6 | Two dikes, two dikes, two dikes. Who dikes, Who Dites, Who Dites, We Dikes, We Dice, Yeah. |
| 0:26.1 | We Dice, yeah. |
| 0:41.8 | Ladies and Gentle Thames, welcome to another episode of Two Dikes and a Mike. |
| 0:42.7 | I'm Mackenzie Goodwin. |
| 0:45.1 | And I'm Rachel Scanlonalee, and we're so glad that you're here. |
| 0:46.7 | We have a really exciting episode today. |
| 0:47.3 | We do. |
| 0:48.7 | We have Kilcripe on. |
| 0:49.4 | Oh, yes. |
| 0:53.1 | I was about to say we're announcing that we are conjoined to twins. |
| 1:13.1 | Well, if you could conjoin with me, where would you? Butt. I'd go butt to butt. That's insane. Why? You know what happens with a butt? I don't know if I do. What do you mean? Explain it to me. Explain it to me. Where would you conjoin with me? No. Yeah. yeah's where would we breathe then it's then we're nose breathers yeah oh no no because then we had to time the nose breathing no no leap to lip |
| 1:19.3 | no okay real real talk real talk real talk real talk shoulder shoulder both facing the same way |
| 1:23.9 | experiencing life in unison. |
| 1:28.9 | Fine. Thank you. |
| 1:30.6 | Shoulder to shoulder. |
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