#368 - Rock Hard Nips
Two Dykes And A Mic
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
4.9 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 June 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss having rock hard nips all day, Ray meeting Dog the Bounty Hunter, Justin Bieber doing the bare minimum, Love on the Spectrum, Euphoria, people pleasing, a naughty nail polish Ask a Dyke, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Attention all passengers. |
| 0:04.2 | The Uber ride for Mark and Jamal's romantic weekend |
| 0:07.3 | will depart in four minutes from Platform 6. |
| 0:10.5 | Your ride comes with a rolling countryside sunset view |
| 0:13.7 | and a table seat ideal for playing footsie beneath. |
| 0:17.9 | Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber. |
| 0:21.6 | Trains on Uber. Who cares if it's basic? You deserve that little green drink with the cream. So go on! |
| 0:29.7 | Get the new vanilla match of Frappe from our all new McCaffee summer drinks rate. Now at McDonald's. |
| 0:37.9 | Available until the 13th of July. |
| 0:39.5 | Price and participation may vary. |
| 0:41.1 | Frape is not available on delivery. |
| 0:42.5 | Subject to availability. |
| 0:46.2 | We are the greatest dykes in the world. |
| 0:50.4 | Mackenzie Goodwin. |
| 0:52.8 | Rachel Scanlan. Worldwideikes for Life Hey Two Dikes, Two Dikes, Two Dikes, One Mike, One Mike, one mic, yeah Two D and gentleness, welcome to another episode of two dykes and a mic. |
| 1:28.4 | I'm Mackenzie Goodwin. |
| 1:33.3 | I'm Rachel Scanlon Ali. We are so glad that you are here and presumably gay. |
| 1:41.3 | But also, I've seen, I've seen a lot of people that are not gay. I've seen some of our straight listeners come up to me and go, I know it's crazy, but I just like love you guys. |
| 1:48.2 | That's my impression of the Top at Your Best Friend Tour. |
| 1:51.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:52.0 | Then here comes Hog Wild. |
| 1:56.9 | Yeah. |
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