#354 - Scorpio Moons and Fighting Fascism with Chani Nicholas
Two Dykes And A Mic
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
4.9 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on world famous astrologer and founder of the Chani app, Chani Nicholas. They discuss astrology, your big three, why queer people love the stars, charts, the 2016 trend, cycles, Kenny and Ray get a birth chart reading, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | We have some amazing news. Something very exciting is happening with McKenzie and I, something that we didn't think we could even possibly do. Yes, we're lovers. But even more exciting than that, we are going on the road and we have four shows this spring. So who are the lucky four cities that get to see us? Yes. We're going to be in Baltimore, April 22nd, and then Albany, New York, April 23rd. |
| 0:24.7 | May 20th, we'll be in Cleveland, Ohio, and May 21st will be in Columbus, Ohio. |
| 0:29.5 | I can't wait for Ohio, Baltimore, and New York are three favorite places to go. |
| 0:36.2 | Yes. |
| 0:36.4 | Well, and these are four stops that McKenzie and I are going to get to do in the spring. And we are kind of leading up to a very exciting fall. |
| 0:44.7 | Yes. We have a major tour coming out in the fall. But these are the only four shows we are going to be doing in spring. So if you want to come see us live, get your tickets today at two dykes and a mic.com. |
| 0:54.5 | We can't wait. I want to plop. Maybe we will. Maybe we will. |
| 1:01.3 | We are the greatest dykes in the world. |
| 1:05.5 | Mackenzie Goodwin. Rachel Scanlan. Worldwide Dikes for Life |
| 1:12.3 | Hey |
| 1:13.1 | Two Dikes, Two Dikes, Two Dikes, One Mike, One mic, one mic, yeah |
| 1:18.9 | Two Dikes, Two Dikes, Who Dikes, Who Dikes, We Dikes, Yeah |
| 1:24.7 | Yeah Ladies and Gentiles, yeah. |
| 1:39.9 | Ladies and GentleThums, welcome to another episode of Two Dikes and a Mike. |
| 1:40.7 | I'm Mackenzie Goodwin. |
| 1:41.9 | And I'm Rachel Scanlonalee. |
| 1:43.8 | And we have an amazing guest today. This is, I would say, one of our... Right now I'm justenzie Goodwin. And I'm Rachel Scanlonally. And we have an amazing guest today. |
| 2:02.9 | This is, I would say, one of our, right now I'm just going to. Yeah. Favorite episode of all time? We knew this was going to happen. We knew this. We saw this coming. We've been long awaiting this guest on. We read it in the stars. We read in the stars. I also want you, if you're watching this episode, |
| 2:08.3 | which you should be. You have to be. You're going to need to watch this episode. Drink every time our guests put her glasses on. And hopefully the camera's not on me for too hard because you're |
| 2:14.0 | going to see me flush. This was honestly like the coolest episode that we've had. And I was so grateful that we got to do this. This was a lot of fun. Also, before we bring our guest out, I did add one more city on my tour a bit much. On March 18th, I'm going to be in Los Angeles. I'm going to be at the Hollywood Improv, the main room. And McKenzie Goodwin may bewin may be opening. We'll see. Might be opening for me. And all of my cities are starting to sell out. So you're going to want to get them as soon as you can. Portland, Maine is almost sold out. Burlington, Vermont. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Go ahead. Burlington, Vermont is going Boston, Massachusetts. It's almost sold out completely. Rachel Scanlanling comedy dot com get your tickets right now before |
| 2:53.0 | they're gone hell yeah that being said that this episode drove me wild i'm riding a high that's |
| 2:58.4 | going to take a long time to come down from we have to have a part two coming up we must it was so good |
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