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Two Dykes And A Mic

#276 - Candle Wax in My Crack

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss a feud with Rob Schneider, being fruitful and multiplying, Jane Fonda, a sexy wax candle fumble, latent onset sexual attraction, not gettin the ick for your wife, a Bumble Fumble and so much more!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

We are the greatest dikes in the world.

0:07.0

Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlon,

0:12.0

Worldwide dikes for life, hey! gambling. Yeah, two nights, two nights, who nights, who nights, we nights, we nights, thinking it, what you look.

0:34.0

Before we start, I have to say,

0:41.0

we're all thinking it what you look hot there's no way you look like I woke up today you're a certified

0:49.4

haughty I woke up today and I told you this mad. I woke up angry because I went to bed at so late in the night.

0:57.0

Well, guess what? What? You should do that more often.

1:01.0

Because you look... Is it just the hair hair I got my hair done it's your

1:04.7

skin as well I know you got that facial it's working oh I got a face lift oh

1:08.6

you miss her I got a face lift. Wait, hi, can you welcome them so that we can get the

1:16.1

housework in and out of the way? I have to say something. Wait, I'm so sorry.

1:20.8

I'm so sorry because my d'ams have been full of people in Albany and I need to say

1:25.9

I a couple episodes ago was like I'm going to Albany go get your tickets you also said another one that was not right

1:33.8

for sure I went on your thing and I stopped going on my website well I was like wait is

1:37.9

she going there it was probably Albany because no this is the only one has

1:41.6

happened to no it was a difference you said this is the only one that's happened to. No, it was a difference. You said like St. Louis or in Springfield. Those are all true. No, you said a different city and I was like she's not going there. Okay, but listen to me this is what happened. I said Albany, posted it, put a link up for about a day, right?

1:57.0

Then the episode comes out. Our agent says, hey, I'm so sorry sometimes this happens, you did get bumped.

2:05.0

And we have to cancel the show.

2:06.5

He's like, we'll come back some other time.

2:07.8

So I want everyone in Albany know that like,

2:09.8

the show got moved out of my control.

2:12.1

Can I guess?

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