#338 - Angelina and Charlize with Tefi (Part 1)
Two Dykes And A Mic
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
4.9 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 4 November 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Tefi Pessoa! They discuss femme privilege, committing crimes, Charlize Theron being gay, Jennifer's Body Two, 7th Heaven, meeting Lucy Liu, a brand new segment and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | We are the greatest dikes in the world. |
| 0:06.8 | Mackenzie Goodwin. |
| 0:09.1 | Rachel Scanlan. |
| 0:11.9 | Worldwide dikes for life. |
| 0:14.2 | Hey! |
| 0:14.9 | Two dikes. |
| 0:15.6 | Two dikes. |
| 0:16.4 | Two dikes. |
| 0:17.1 | One mic. |
| 0:17.8 | One mic. |
| 0:18.3 | One mic. |
| 0:19.2 | One mic. |
| 0:19.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:20.6 | Two dikes. Two dikes. Two dikes. two dikes, who dikes, who dikes, |
| 0:23.7 | who dikes, we dikes, we dikes, yeah. |
| 0:26.1 | Ladies and gentledoms, welcome to another episode of Two Dikes and a Mic. I'm McKenzie Goodwin. |
| 0:42.3 | And I'm Rachel Scanlon Ali. You won't believe this. But look at these digs that we're in. New studio. Jolene. New studio, new Laboooooo. Wow. It's huge. Listen october is octobering yeah big time we're both |
| 0:57.4 | doing some really exciting things we're in a new studio which we're very very pumped about i feel |
| 1:01.5 | far from you but touch me i'll always be within you emotionally in spiritually help don't no no |
| 1:10.0 | no no no hr hi I've missed you. You look so good. I actually feel like there's tears coming to my eyeballs. Anywhere else? Yeah. My pants. Dude. I've missed you. I feel like we have a lot to get through today. We have an amazing guest coming on. There's so much happening. |
| 1:27.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:28.3 | Talk to me. I need you to know that yesterday I was doing stand-up as usual. You know me, getting the L-O-Ls, you know, being kind of the voice of an entire generation. That's what they keep saying. Kind of the furgy of stand-up-up yeah I do feel like we're on Barbara |
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