#316 - Cult Chemistry with Zolita

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Zolita! They discuss butch eyelashes, kissing six of your friends, our favorite lesbian tropes, joining a cult, when your ex girlfriend takes down a cult leader, and so much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Right, that's it. Come on. Lights out. You've got a test tomorrow.
0:02.7	Just two minutes. I'm about to reach the next level.
0:05.4	It's going off now.
0:06.8	Yeah, whatever.
0:07.9	Let's see. Where's the app? Oh, here it is.
0:11.0	What? How?
0:12.3	Oh, no. You're out. Better look next time.
0:15.0	Mom!
0:16.1	It's game over for late nights on school nights.
0:18.9	EE Wi-Fi controls help you get them off the Wi-Fi and into bed.
0:22.8	More parents are choosing EEBroadband, the UK's fastest growing broadband provider.
0:27.8	To verify see EE.com.com.
0:30.2	The five-pound meal deal from McDonald's.
0:32.8	Get a cheeseburger or mayo chicken, medium fries, four McNuggets and a medium soft drink.
0:37.7	But guess what?
0:38.5	That's right.
0:39.3	Five pounds.
0:41.3	It's not called the five pound meal deal for nothing.
0:44.9	From 11 a.m.
0:45.9	Not available on delivery.
0:46.8	Carbonated soft drink upgrade fees apply.
0:48.4	Participating restaurants, subjects, availability.
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