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Keith and The Girl

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Katg, Chemda, Mentalhealth, Girl, Health & Fitness, Selfhelp, Comedy, Keith, Funny, Mental Health

4.61.8K Ratings

Overview

Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005) is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG host and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductee Keith Malley and guests talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, the LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, family, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith creates an aggressive but safe place for his guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promotes a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for its rabid and supported fan-base. In fact, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for two decades with over 3,800 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such greats as the late Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Bowen Yang (SNL), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert), and many others! KATG has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. L'chaim.

269 Episodes

3913: Breaking News w/ Mic Wright

Mic Wright returns to KATG for the first time since his 2008 Live in London appearance! Jolly pip pip! Keith and Mic discuss American Mother’s Day, over-politeness, and Keith nerve-wracklingly hiring movers. The duo isn’t afraid to get into the deep topics including 72-year-old Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend Jordon Hudson’s attitude during Bill’s interviews and Jordon again losing the Miss Maine beauty contest. Suzanne Somers’ husband has an AI robot of his dead wife, Tiger King’s Joe Exotic got married again while in prison, and Donald Trump obviously recently watched Clint Eastwood’s Escape from Alcatraz. We learn from Mic about England’s attitude on the U.S., Russell Brand, the Pope, and America’s Second Amendment. Then the two get into Mic’s new book Breaking: How the Media Works, When it Doesn’t, and Why it Matters.

Transcribed - Published: 12 May 2025

3912: The New Pope (U!S!A! U!S!A!) w/ Myka Fox

With the help of the great Myka Fox, Keith discusses the stressful planning of his move to Charlotte, her Cracked stand-up special, the first American Pope, and the Supreme Court ruling for President Trump to be able to ban transgender troops. Also, Keith critiques the Met Gala 2025 female outfits.

Transcribed - Published: 8 May 2025

3911: Highly Intelligent w/ Shanna Christmas

Creator of the hilarious and deep special Highly Intelligent, Shanna Christmas gets real about her personal life including working in a nursing home, human rights, and describing her sexual assault and the heartbreaking responses from friends. Funny, soul-searching, and quite frankly brave new KATG guest Shanna Christmas will win you over in heartbeat. KATG.com/ShannaMedium KATG.com/HighlySpecial

Transcribed - Published: 3 May 2025

3910: For the Movies w/ Chris Lamberth

The hilarious Chris Lamberth is new to KATG, and immediately Keith (current poker champion) found a new best friend. Comedy, movies, TV, movies, relationships, movies, family, movies, upbringings, movies—it’s all here!

Transcribed - Published: 2 May 2025

3909: Keith Loves Paying Rent on Time and Doesn’t Believe In That 5th of the Month Bullshit Because We’re All Adults and Rent Gets Paid on the 1st No Exceptions and Amenities Are a Gift Not a Right w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

Keith is back from his last plane ride in a while from Charlotte, North Carolina, America … because he’s gonna move there! Keith is joined by greats and fellow Charlotteans Rod and Karen Morrow to help discuss his potential living situation, his feelings (!!!) on the big change, and everything swirling in his head. The trio also discusses KATG’s Spring 2025 Poker Championship, the origins of Minimum Rage, and Keith’s dad making his children suck on his thumb.

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2025

3908: Popa! Popa! Popa! w/ Harry Terjanian

Comedian and wrestling promoter Harry Terjanian revisits Keith to help discuss pathologically lying fathers, the death of Pope Francis, and (speaking of pedophilia) The New Pornographers drummer Joseph Seiders recording child sexual abuse material. The duo also discusses long-distance relationships, dating, cheating, and fetishes as well as wrestling, commentating, management, and the law.

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2025

3907: Good Game, No Rematch w/ Mike Drucker

Comedian and author Mike Drucker discusses his new book Good Game, No Rematch, which explores his life through his love of video games. Keith and Mike also discuss NYC’s subway necrophilia, Donald Trump’s perfect 2025 annual physical examination, and Katy Perry discussing the joys of being an astronaut.

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2025

3906: Mutiny w/ Eric Fazzini

Keith met Eric Fazzini through Brother Love, and the two became fast voice message buddies. Eric explains his ska band, the differences between audiences around the world, family, classmates, and politics.

Transcribed - Published: 12 April 2025

3905: Hands Off! w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

In a very special episode of Last Week on KATG, Rod and Karen Morrow cover the news of Keith’s big move, the earth-shattering A Minecraft Movie, Val Kilmer, the sick shit Daredevil is up to, and the nationwide Trump administration protests.

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2025

3904: Qualification w/ Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau

True open books Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau revisit KATG to discuss polyamory and infidelity as well as sobriety and temptation. The duo also helps Keith navigate his dad emailing, “Are we able to be respectful friends, without conditions?" Keith also has breaking news: He’s leaving New York City?! Also, today’s Celebrity Rape Corner features comedian, actor, author, and recent Jesus disciple, spiritual guide, and crystal salesman Russell Brand.

Transcribed - Published: 4 April 2025

3903: Welcome to the Jungle w/ Casey James Salengo

Casey James Salengo joins Keith to discuss Casey’s second candid comedy special: Welcome to the Jungle. The duo discusses April Fools’ Day in 2025, the bad boys of Impractical Jokers, and family, partners, SSRIs, therapy, sex, role-playing, love languages, making babies, and fights physical and otherwise.

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2025

3902: Working Classholes presents Keith’s Dad: The Movie

Keith has a sit-down with Working Classholes’ Josh Accardo and Ed McGowan to discuss their upcoming project of filming skits covering the beyond ridiculous stories that Keith’s father has been sharing for decades. Subscribe to the Working Classholes podcast, and be sure to check out KATG.com/DAD

Transcribed - Published: 26 March 2025

3901: The Severance Season 2 Finale/Wicked Part 1 Special w/ Jason Ouellette

Jason Ouellette (aka B. Jason) joins Keith, who just saw the movie Wicked! And Keith’s got thoughts! Uh oh! He also finished Severance Season 2! Fuck! He also has opinions on Snow White, the Gaza war, and 23andMe selling your DNA! Good luck!

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2025

3900: Here Comes the Sun w/ Skulk, the Hulking

Keith, the Genius, is joined by new guest Skulk, the Hulking to discuss Keith’s Wordle in one (oh this’ll be insufferable), appreciating otherwise unappreciated music (good job, Keith), 2025 Nazis (oh nooooo), and Tracy Morgan vomiting courtside (maybe he’s pregnant?). Keith sums up the Alec Baldwin-related documentary Last Take: Rust and the Story of Halyna, and AI added the parenthesis.

Transcribed - Published: 21 March 2025

3899: Poker & Porn w/ Kenna James

It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and, to help celebrate, poker champion (and apparently life coach!) Kenna James talks with Keith about everything poker, porn, life, and love. Kenna talks poker scams, reading people, getting into strangers’ heads, and practical poker strategies for the amateur. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

Transcribed - Published: 17 March 2025

3898: Naming Names

I love promoting new shit; just have a computer, have a separate mic, and have separate headphones. I’ll take care of the rest. Jesus Lord God in Heaven. Hi, it’s me, Keith. Give a fuuuu***uuck! From Last Week on KATG, here is me appropriately raging. Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2025

3897: Donald Trump and JD Vance w/ J-L Cauvin and Dan Wilbur

Master comedian impressionists J-L Cauvin and Dan Wilbur treat Keith as if it’s his birthday. Bon Appétit.

Transcribed - Published: 8 March 2025

3896: Oscar! Oscar! 2025 w/ Christian Finnegan

Christian Finnegan joins Keith to talk about the state of our union, celebrity deaths, and the 2025 Oscars, as well as to help define Keith and Christian’s relationship.

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2025

3895: Step 9 w/ Liam McEneaney

Liam McEneaney first appeared on KATG on episode #136. After numerous appearances and a falling out, Liam returns to KATG on episode #3,895 to make amends.

Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2025

3894: The Newlywed Game 3 w/ Kyle Thompson, ListenerLiz, Casey James Salengo, and Courtney Maginnis

Lovers Keith and Liz go up against Casey James Salengo and his wife Courtney Maginnis to put their love to the ultimate test. Who will prevail when host Kyle Thompson pits the guests’ knowledge of each other against each other in the greatest game show of all time.

Transcribed - Published: 25 February 2025

3893: Saturday Night Lives w/ Jack Helmuth

SNL writer Jack Helmuth joins Keith to spill the behind-the-scenes secrets of Saturday Night Live based on his time with the group from 1997-2000 with Jimmy, Will, Tina, Norm, and others. The duo also discusses the dynamic of live TV in regards to sports celebrations, featuring the Philadelphia E-L-G-S-E-S.

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2025

3892: Severance 2: Keith and Liz’s First Fight w/ Katharine Heller

Trouble in Paradise? Katharine Heller joins Keith to help him process Keith and Liz’s first tumultuous moment as partners. Only a week away from The Newlywed Game 3, Keith wonders if Love can survive this devastating event. On a lighter note, the duo discusses the upside down Delta airplane and the end of the world. They also cover everything Saturday Night Live including The Homecoming Concert and SNL 50: The Anniversary Special.

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2025

3891: Keith’s Dad Forgives Him

Keith is forgiven! All the drama with Keith’s dad, KATG.com/DAD, and the world’s greatest catfishing saga has been rectified! The duo are father and son again! Rojo Perez, the opener to The Dad Emails book, joins Keith to discuss it all, as well as a love hormone spray to combat loneliness, hate mail, Kanye West’s swastika t-shirt, and Captain America: Brave New World.

Transcribed - Published: 14 February 2025

3891: Keith’s Dad Forgives Him w/ Rojo Perez

Keith is forgiven! All the drama with Keith’s dad, KATG.com/DAD, and the world’s greatest catfishing saga has been rectified! The duo are father and son again! Rojo Perez, the opener to The Dad Emails book, joins Keith to discuss it all, as well as a love hormone spray to combat loneliness, hate mail, Kanye West’s swastika t-shirt, and Captain America: Brave New World.

Transcribed - Published: 14 February 2025

3890: Not Like Us (Fly, Eagles Fly) w/ Abbi Crutchfield

The hilarious Abbi Crutchfield joins Keith to discuss Super Bowl 2025. The duo covers it all from the New Orleans blowout to the rigged Puppy Bowl; from the commercials to the Kendrick Lamar halftime show; from Taylor Swift and Serena Williams to nazis Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Kanye West; and, from hosting parties to Apple’s Sequoia 15.3 breaking your printer. It’s game on, baby.

Transcribed - Published: 10 February 2025

3889: Make Movies Shorter w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

The Black Guy Who Tips’ Rod and Karen Morrow help Keith cover everything that’s been going on in his mind, from construction woes to the end of the world. The trio discusses Donald Trump’s latest executive orders, Super Bowl LIX and Ravens kicker Justin Tucker’s sexual assaults, Keith trying to play VR mini golf with strangers, the 67th Grammy Awards, and the Black Hawk/American Airlines regional jet deadly midair collision. It’s a rollercoaster of laughter and tears.

Transcribed - Published: 5 February 2025

3888: Behind the Data w/ Andrea Jones-Rooy

New guest and data scientist Dr. Andrea Jones-Rooy shares the science behind our lives in regard to topics such as politics, crime, movies, our personal computer algorithms, and more. Andrea and Keith also discuss listener colonoscopies, Donald Trump ending your government support, Super Bowl LIX, and the 97th Academy Awards.

Transcribed - Published: 29 January 2025

3887: Watch the Throne aka Calling All Assholes (Keith’s Colonoscopy) w/ Carrie Gravenson

Keith got his colonoscopy and he’s here to give the REAL story on preparation and procedure. Find out what REALLY goes down. The great Carrie Gravenson joins in to share her experience and what it’s like to pick up a “post-sedated, hungry, gassy Keith”. The duo also discusses new California wildfires as well as firenados, fake firemen, looting, and private protecting. Also: Keith’s landlord has Keith’s first book, and Keith and Carrie cover the 2025 Razzie Awards.

Transcribed - Published: 24 January 2025

3886: Inauguration 2025 w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

It’s President Trump: Take 2 feat. Elon Musk handing out Nazi salutes. Rod and Karen Morrow join Keith to discuss Keith’s solo episode Mr. and Mrs. Dumbass as well as President #47’s speech to turn this failing country around.

Transcribed - Published: 21 January 2025

3885: Mr. and Mrs. Dumbass

Keith’s here to talk about our dumb world: the woman who went in an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inserted in her ass, Gen Z not understanding lightbulbs and newspapers, Keith finally seeing the second half of Smile 2 (review sponsored by Paramount+), and the woman scammed by Fake Brad Pitt to the tune of a divorce and $855,000. Keith also discusses other maroons that include Jerry Springer guests and Drake. Go Steele - WHAT? Shit.

Transcribed - Published: 17 January 2025

3884: Over the Bus w/ Myq Kaplan

It’s the hilarious and KATG-prolific Myq Kaplan! The duo discusses Justy Dodge’s ring update and relatable shocking things, such as L.A. wildfires and NYC’s congestion pricing. They also discuss the UFC’s Dana White being hired to Meta’s (Instagram, Facebook) board of directors. Keith and Myq also discuss Nikki Glaser and 2025’s Golden Globes as well as the Steelers long hard road to the Super Bowl.

Transcribed - Published: 10 January 2025

3883: Floral Estrangements w/ Rebecca Fishbein

New KATG guest Rebecca Fishbein joins KATG to explain Fuck You Flowers, the new (but apparently classic) way of passive-aggresively sending floral arrangements. The duo not only discusses this new artful book, but they also cover Rebecca’s past features and essays covering her life with thoughts on ghosts, the government, and sex with your roommate.

Transcribed - Published: 6 January 2025

3882: The Ring Two w/ Justy Dodge

Justy Dodge is back for the follow-up to her potential holiday promise/engagement ring and the dog she’s trying to save as well as to help discuss Keith and Liz’s Christmas, a new card from Keith’s dad, and your phone listening to your thoughts at this very moment.

Transcribed - Published: 4 January 2025

3881: Series of Fortunate Events presents: The 2024 Wrap-Up w/ MeMe Cherry

The great MeMe Cherry turns the tables and interviews Keith. As featured on her podcast Series of Fortunate Events, this is the wrap-up that delves into everything that slapped us across the face in the last 365 days. Whether it’s KATG losing the original TG, spectrum diagnoses, discovering a new you, finding brand new love, or everything that affected us all (Moo Deng, Brat Summer, Hawk Tuah, Paul vs. Tyson, Chappell Roan, a literal convict being your president, Wordle’s BEAUT and SALLY, Diddy and Bobby-Z, etc.), the duo covers it. What are their favorite pop culture moments? Oh, it gets real. Pip pip. Be sure to take a look at SOFEpod.com.

Transcribed - Published: 30 December 2024

3880: The Ring w/ Justy Dodge

Justy Dodge might be gifted an engagement ring on Christmas, and Keith is more invested than she is. The duo discusses new love, heartbreak, self-harm, and Luigi Mangione conspiracies. Happy holidays!

Transcribed - Published: 20 December 2024

3879: Kraven Moorehead

Keith is here to discuss his rage for how you play on social media, TIME magazine’s two-time Man of the Year Donald J. Trump, Matt Gaetz, the Luigi Mangione non-reward, and Keith’s viewing of the latest “Marvel” movie Kraven the Hunter.

Transcribed - Published: 19 December 2024

3878: It’s a-me, Luigi! w/ Felicia Gillespie

It’s the return of Felicia Gillespie! Keith and Felicia discuss doctors, insurance, and the latest on CEO killer Luigi Mangione. They also discuss comedy, truth, and the 82nd Golden Globe nominations.

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2024

3877: UnitedHealthcare CEO Shooter Luigi Mangione’s Arrest, Jay-Z’s Rape Accusation, and Drake Being a Total Bitch w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

Welp, they caught him: One Luigi Mangione. To get through this sad day, Keith is joined by Rod and Karen Morrow in a special episode wrapping up KATG’s recent content and diving deep into the healthcare CEO killing aftermath, Jay-Z being accused of raping a 13-year-old alongside P. Diddy, and Drake being a total bitch.

Transcribed - Published: 10 December 2024

3876: Hot Frosty w/ Katharine Heller and Betsy Helmuth

Besties Betsy Helmuth and Katharine Heller join Keith as he discusses the remembrance of his mother, the holiday juggernaut Hot Frosty, SNL, explaining masturbation to your children, and the “search” for the healthcare CEO shooter. May all your holidays be magical.

Transcribed - Published: 8 December 2024

3875: Wrapped and Replayed w/ Danny Vega

Keith’s best pal Danny Vega returns as the duo discusses Christmas movies and your loved one’s bad taste in entertainment, researchless political opinions, and their end of year music lists. The wonder twins also talk about the NYC shooting of United Healthcare’s CEO and Keith’s latest medical adventures. Danny brings us an Am I the Asshole? regarding family secrets which leads, of course, to KATG.com/DAD.

Transcribed - Published: 6 December 2024

3874: White Noise w/ Courtney Maginnis

Courtney Maginnis! Football! Sebastian Bach! Movies! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Transcribed - Published: 2 December 2024

3873: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD! w/ Rojo Perez

Back from an early Thanksgiving in Charlotte, Keith is joined by the great Rojo Perez as he discusses accused pedophile Matt Gaetz being forced to withdraw from running for Attorney General despite Trump’s recommendation as well as hypocritical conservatives featuring the death of Chuck Woolery. Rojo, the first guest to be part of The Dad Emails book, helps Keith break down the brand new email which begins: “This Christmas Season, do you want to start a new beginning with your father, or do you prefer to be stuck in some unresolved past?”

Transcribed - Published: 27 November 2024

3872: Man in Motion w/ Carrie Gravenson

Fresh off their viewing of Hugh Grant’s Heretic and just before Keith’s monthly visit to Charlotte, Keith and Carrie Gravenson discuss their late-to-the-party viewing of St. Elmo’s Fire, the latest additions to Donald Trump's 2025 Cabinet (Hulk Hogan is Secretary of Labor?!), and the Kentucky man who was declared dead who woke up as his organs were being harvested.

Transcribed - Published: 21 November 2024

3871: Request Denied w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

Karen Morrow hosts a special Last Week on KATG episode with her partner Rod as the trio discusses republicans pretending the 2025 administration is cool and that mockery offends them. The gang also dissects the Paul vs. Tyson Netflix special and Keith’s entertainment disease that made him finish Cobra Kai Season 6 Part 2.

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2024

3870: The Rapist vs. The Dipshit, aka Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul w/ Brother Love

Brother Love joins Keith to discuss their viewing of Netflix’s stupid live global 5-hour special Paul vs. Tyson. The duo breaks down the matches, the bullshit, and how women get things done.

Transcribed - Published: 17 November 2024

3869: Donald Trump’s 2025 Cabinet

Perennial KATG poker champion Keith Malley is here to share his thoughts on Netflix’s The Rapist vs. The Dipshit aka Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson, Donald Trump’s 2025 controversial Cabinet picks, and The Onion buying Alex Jones’ Infowars (for real). Visit KATG.com/DAD as a palate cleanser.

Transcribed - Published: 16 November 2024

3868: Rapecoin w/ Gastor Almonte

Fan favorite Gastor Almonte returns to KATG to help Keith celebrate Veterans Day. Keith and Gastor discuss the toll of Donald Trump on your family, SNL’s Election Day response, Pornhub in regards to the election, and reviews of Blink Twice and Venom: The Last Dance. TRIGGER WARNING: Rachael “Raygunn” Gunn is quitting her professional breakdancing career.

Transcribed - Published: 11 November 2024

3867: Election Day 2024: Trump Wins Again w/ ListenerLiz

Keith and Liz return to discuss The Day After. The national numbers are in, and Donald Trump has been elected (again) as the President of The United States of America with RFK Jr. as Secretary of Health, Joe Rogan as Secretary of Alpha Brain, Kid Rock as Secretary of Rock & Roll, and Elon Musk as Secretary of Dog Money.

Transcribed - Published: 6 November 2024

3866: Nauseously Optimistic (Election Day 2024) w/ ListenerLiz

Keith’s lover Liz joins him to discuss the happenings and agita of Election Day. The perfect couple talks about their voting experiences, how to stay sane, and everything surrounding the election from RFK Jr. still being on ballots to Donald Trump’s endorsement by Joe Rogan. The amazing duo also shares the ballad of Cuntjuice McGee.

Transcribed - Published: 5 November 2024

3865: One Star w/ Diamond Dogs’ Chris

From Diamond Dogs and Five On It LIVE: It’s Chris! Keith and Chris discuss murderball, the airlines, movies, and Jon Stewart’s take on Tony Hinchcliffe. We also flashback to Keith teaching us all how to save time.

Transcribed - Published: 31 October 2024

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