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Keith and The Girl

3966: A Wonderful World w/ Katharine Heller

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Chemda, Funny, Girl, Selfhelp, Health & Fitness, Mental Health, Comedy, Katg, Mentalhealth, Keith

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Katharine Heller, KATG guest for well over a decade, returns to help Keith celebrate 21 years of podcasting. The duo reminisce on the Keith and The Girl tour as well as discuss the states of the unions, personal and national. They talk about Kristi Noem’s firing and her fleecing of America, the KATG tour, Predator: Badlands, and having sex with A.I. It’s very personal, fun, funny, and heartbreaking. After all, God needed The Gimp.

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0:00.0

Hey, all you are you all welcome and listen to us.

0:02.5

We're going to keep and the girl. I'm Keith Malley. I'm Catherine Heller. Catherine Heller. Hello, everybody's favorite. Hi, everybody. I love all of y'all, and I'm so happy to be back. And hello, Keith. Hello. Happy International Woman's Day. Yes, that was the day we lost an hour. That's interesting. Daylight saving time and you guys get an hour or less. Congrats. Thanks for everything. We take up too much space with our talking. I get it. I get it. I hope you had a nice international women's day as well. A lot of women's news. I was rating Britney Spears, arrested for a DUI, Christy Noem, got fired,

0:39.2

being in charge of the Nazi regime. You don't see it coming. She didn't see it coming,

0:48.0

that's for sure. And it's the, you know, the protests definitely help. It's like, hey, we're

0:53.8

going to take to the streets. If something doesn't get down, it's like, all right, the protests definitely help. It's like, hey, we're going to take to the streets.

0:55.0

If something doesn't get down, it's like, all right, I'll fire her as if she's the problem. Well, even if she did see it coming, you couldn't tell by her face because she couldn't, you know, emot. Like, oh, no, please don't do that. Please don't. And they'd be like, ah, L. Well, Chrissy, that's funny.

1:07.8

You can take this.

1:08.6

And she's like got the,

1:10.4

they say the deer in headlights look.

1:11.8

Yeah.

1:12.1

All the time.

1:12.8

I call it the deer in headlights look.

1:11.8

Yeah.

1:12.1

All the time. I call it the cricket in a shotgun look, her dog that she killed.

1:16.5

Yes. Yes. Yeah. It's only fitting.

1:19.1

He goes, we got to put her down.

1:21.8

She put out in a commercial for ICE that supposedly cost us, the taxpayers, $220 million. Now, when you get

1:32.5

up to money like that, what does any of it mean? But perhaps you've seen this online, people

1:38.5

put it into perspective. It's a commercial, talking about this great country, and how ICE is

1:43.8

keeping you safe.

1:45.4

Minutes long at the most.

1:47.7

Compare that to the making of the cost of Lord of the Rings.

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