3976: Methods of Mayhem
Keith and The Girl
Keith Malley
4.7 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Hell yeah! Nothing says it’s summertime like an atmospheric firehose! Hope you had a grand Memorial Weekend and that you let Bret Michaels honor the fallen in peace. Now let’s party!
NYC hosts half of the top 50 pizza spots in America and holds court in the top 5 spots in the entire world. Now in Charlotte, Keith skips Cook Out to try out America’s 41st best: Pizza Baby. Keith also reviews entertainment juggernauts Star Wars: The Mandalorian & Yoda and The Boys series finale. He also dives into AI, featuring: ChatGPT making an animation based on Keith’s new book, revisiting Keith trying to get Grok to speak to him as an apologetic ex, and Taxi Driver screenwriter Paul Schrader telling us that his AI girlfriend broke up with him.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Keith and the Girl. I'm Keith Malley. Time is so fucking weird, isn't it? |
| 0:09.8 | Time is so fucking weird. I think I'm thinking about it because it's now officially been one year since I've been in Charlotte, North Carolina. |
| 0:20.3 | I was born in the country, |
| 0:21.4 | Somerset, Pennsylvania, and I mean the country. The dirt roads had dirt roads. As there until I was |
| 0:26.4 | 22, minus a break in the army. That I moved to New York City was there 29 years. Then I fell in |
| 0:32.9 | love with somebody that lives in Charlotte. I've been in Charlotte for a year. The breakup, of course, |
| 0:36.2 | was three and a half months ago. Time is so fucking weird. And I know I'm not just the first one |
| 0:41.1 | inventing this idea that it's so weird. I'm sure Shakespeare said it. Time. But it's so |
| 0:46.2 | fucking weird. And he was right. My first book, The Great American Novel, I finished it two decades ago. |
| 0:54.2 | That's crazy. |
| 0:56.0 | The Dad Emails book, two years ago, this new relationship book, it's gone pretty well so far. |
| 1:00.6 | Breakup book, breakup book. |
| 1:02.9 | But so where, 17 stand-up albums. |
| 1:05.5 | How? |
| 1:06.3 | When? |
| 1:07.8 | The Great American novel, by the way, not available anymore on Amazon, the physical form. |
| 1:12.8 | Thank you. |
| 1:14.6 | Lowered the price a little bit. |
| 1:15.9 | Make sure everybody can get it. |
| 1:17.2 | And you did. |
| 1:18.6 | It's available on Kindle still, I see. |
| 1:21.7 | And if you do want the audio version, listen to it on Keith and the Girl. |
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