3934: Workers Comp w/ Zach Lennon-Simon and Ian

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Chemda, Funny, Girl, Selfhelp, Health & Fitness, Mental Health, Comedy, Katg, Mentalhealth, Keith

4.7 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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New guests to the KATG Universe, Zach Lennon-Simon and Ian [REDACTED], join Keith to discuss the importance of being treated with humanity while doing your job. The trio discusses applying for work, respect, and the power of unions. The gang also talks about Zach and Ian trying to make the world more tolerable as people continue voting against their best interests.

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0:00.0	Hey, all you are you guys all going to listen to us?
0:02.4	We're going to Keith and the Girl.
0:06.0	I'm Keith Mallee.
0:06.9	Today's guest, brand new to Keith and the Girl.
0:09.8	I think you're going to dig him.
0:11.3	But we'll see.
0:12.0	You know, you never know.
0:13.3	Zach Lennon.
0:14.3	How are you, Zach?
0:16.2	Oh, it's actually Zach Lennon Simon.
0:18.1	Now explain that to me.
0:20.5	I will. My parents got married in 1985,
0:24.7	and my mom is Dr. Lennon. My dad is Mr. Simon, and they are from a generation of this kind
0:32.9	of brand of feminism of like the, we're not going to have like the woman inherit the man's name, but we are going to
0:38.7	form our own unit. And then it's my sister, myself, as Len and Simons. Okay. And it was their
0:45.6	idea, the parents' idea. Yeah, to hyphenate the names. Okay. So like when I left off the Simon
0:51.1	by accident, that's offensive to your father, right? Yeah, and my mom. I don't know about offensive. I mean, I've put up with this my whole life, like a lot of SAT forms or Delaney cards, if you remember those from the school days. Okay. They don't have enough room, or a teacher would be like, Mr. Lennon, I'd be like, it's actually Mr. Lennon and Simon. And they'd be like, well, what are you fancy? I'm like, no, anyone can do it. Right. Anyone can have a last name. The way people complain about pronouns nowadays was that the people, that seem to be something in your generation? You had to be like, oh, great, he's a hyphen. I got to deal with this now.
1:11.9	That's a hyphen.
1:29.4	I got to deal with this now. That's a really good point. I guess maybe, yeah, that's probably what
1:34.9	set me up to be super easy and on board with being a trans out. You can understand. It's me being like,
1:41.3	it's just a name. Just get with it. It's not that weird. And now, and we have your buddy here with us, he's the opposite. He doesn't respect his family in any way. He's going by Ian only. Hey, Ian, how you doing? Hey, yeah, in 1985, my parents said, you know what? Don't reference us. Don't bring us into it. My teacher would be like, Ian what?
2:01.4	And I'd be like, he's like, you think you're fancy?
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