Hello and welcome to another episode of last week on Keith and the Girl.

I'm your host, Rod, joined as always by my studio audience in the background.

Hey baby, doing their TPS reports and of course, the longest running.

At this point it's an expectation, guys.

All right, we, we we this guy's we ask

him to come on and he shows up it's keith mallee what's going hey hey i'm all right i'm all right i'm

a little gunky but i'm okay you know yeah you know they always say it takes twice as long

as the relationship to get over the breakup. Right.

This is welcome to year one, man.

It's got a couple more years of this thing to go and it should be good to go, man.

My next relationship, like, if we go out on a date and it's just okay i'm like it's going to take two days to

get over this day we got to do something exciting right come on yeah fuck um well we're gonna get

into of course everything going on with i'd rather not no it's looking weak it's not gonna help me

get chicks yeah i heard chicks like. I had a friend of mine goes, you can't say that you're still masturbating to her. That's going to dry up other women. I'm like, you think the other shit's not? No, they love that. They love to cry. Where did it go wrong? They love that yeah uh of course um we're sponsored as always

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