3936: LMAOF w/ Gracie Canaan
Keith and The Girl
Keith Malley
4.7 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2025
⏱️ 97 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, all you are you all welcome and listen to us? |
| 0:02.5 | Say, so Keith and Mother. |
| 0:04.3 | Oh, shit, we're live. |
| 0:05.9 | That's embarrassing. |
| 0:03.3 | I was just doing some reading. Welcome to Keith and the Girl. I'm Keith Malley. And I'm Gracie Canaan. Gracie Canaan. How you doing? Nice to meet you. Great. Lovely to finally meet you, Keith. Gracie is new to Keith and the Girl. but as always I don't have on fucking dinks. |
| 0:05.1 | Okay, you're going to enjoy what's going on. |
| 0:21.6 | My days go. Gracie is new to Keith and the girl. But as always, I don't have on fucking dinks. |
| 0:27.0 | Okay, you're going to enjoy what's going on. My day's going well so far. I just had a big fat carnitas taco with cilantro, lime sour cream. I'm on my second day in a row with a |
| 0:32.9 | wordle getting it in two. Things are just coming out roses. Yeah, yeah. How's it there? I didn't do it today. Well, I didn't do Whirl today. The most I make it is like a five-day streak. What's your longest streak? I feel like I didn't get it not too long ago. It's some bullshit. You know, sometimes they use like hieroglyphics or something. I don't know. Like sometimes. It's just all emojis. You're like, what word is four H's? This is crazy. I think I lost the streak last time with Kefer, K-E-F-I-R. Oh, God. Like that's the thing, look the yogurt that you drink? Yeah, yeah, that everybody acts like they knew their whole life now.'m like we're all the yeah for sure yeah yeah conversations get the fuck out here but i am doing |
| 1:16.2 | i am doing well i i don't know if you saw this thing going viral but you've seen things like it |
| 1:20.9 | before a tennis player was signing a hat for a kid in the front row of the stands, and an older gentleman, |
| 1:28.8 | grabbed the hat, put it in his bag, so blatant, so obvious, the internet figured out who he is, |
| 1:36.6 | of course, and he was put on blasting, he's making this weird non-apology that I'll read to you |
| 1:41.5 | in a second. But, man, I love that stuff. |
| 1:46.3 | How, he takes it. |
| 1:50.5 | I forget if he gave it to his wife and his wife put it in the bag or he quickly shoved it in the bag. |
| 1:51.4 | But you know he wasn't like looking at it like comfortably. |
| 1:53.7 | Like, this is kind of cool. |
| 1:54.9 | Let me appreciate it for two seconds that I was giving this. |
| 1:57.6 | You knew you stole it. |
| 1:58.5 | You put in your bag like nobody can go in your bag. |
| 2:05.2 | What a piece of dog shit happens to be a millionaire. I don't know if that's related. |
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