3970: Ordinary World (Dance Through the Darkness)

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Chemda, Funny, Girl, Selfhelp, Health & Fitness, Mental Health, Comedy, Katg, Mentalhealth, Keith

4.7 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Keith is feeling upbeat and healthy as he explores Charlotte and wonders if other people, too, have eaten out of the garbage. Keith also ponders if he’s watching TV or if TV is watching him. He makes a correlation between Rotten Tomatoes’ Audience Scores and the state of the world, comments on Dave Chappelle’s confusion over being embraced by anti-trans Republicans, gets riled up over the upcoming mandatory military draft, and wonders if angels are indeed walking among us. He also reads your emails. Fingers crossed.

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0:00.0	Hey, all you are all you all gone on.
0:01.6	Let's go to a six and a big time.
0:03.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	Oh shit.
0:06.0	Oh, shit. We're live. Welcome to Keith and the girl. I'm Keith Mallee. I don't know. Just real guys go for real down to Mars girls, you know? People asking me, Keith, how you doing? You doing all right? You doing all right? I'm good now, but I'm good now. I understand because, you know, it's like it's January 1st, it feels like.
0:38.2	We're getting my head on straight. I'm looking forward to the future. I'm going to the gym, you know, metaphorically. So yeah, right now I'm doing good. You got to ask me in like three months. But right now everybody just relax. Besides, at the end of the day, what do you want me to say? Yeah, I'm doing good. And you're like, all right, good, I did my part.
0:53.7	No, I'm not doing good.
0:54.8	Well, uh, open a drape.
0:57.2	Okay, I'm better now.
0:58.0	Okay. What do you want me to say? Yeah, I'm doing good. And you're like, all right, good. I did my part. No, I'm not doing good.
0:54.8	Well, uh, open a drape.
1:09.8	Okay, I'm better now. Okay, good. I did my part. Of course I'm doing good. I won poker again. I never leave Keith and the girl.com slash chat on a Wednesday without winning one of the poker games. That's a goddamn fact.
1:11.3	Who got a straight flush?
1:13.8	The kid, sometimes known as the king, me.
1:11.3	A straight... winning one of the poker games. That's a goddamn fact. Who got a straight flush?
1:13.8	The kid, sometimes known as the king, me.
1:15.3	A straight flush?
1:16.7	The odds of getting a straight flush?
1:21.7	1 in 72,193.33.
1:24.0	I did that.
1:25.2	It's a pretty sweet life.
1:28.2	You know, I was talking to somebody, and we were sending emojis, and I said, what are your top emojis? I see you do the thumbs up and the eye roll a lot
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